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Romnesia

A mental disorder that allows you to saying absolutely anything to win an election. Even if you do not actually believe it, or have said said the opposite in the past.
When Mitt Romney says "I don't believe employers should tell someone whether they can have contraceptive care or not" in a debate, he is suffering from Romnesia.
by Pro-Planned Parenthood Girl October 19, 2012
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Romnesia

a. The ability to pull a lie from the deep recesses of one's own ass in order to completely contradict your earlier recorded statements.

b. Coming off as an arrogant prick whenever your audience does not consist of the super-wealthy.
He forgot the password to his offshore bank accounts?? I think that fucker has Romnesia.

Before saying he'd be delighted to ban abortion in all circumstances, he said he would never waiver in his pro-choice positions. That fucker clearly has Romnesia.
by Danjak October 19, 2012
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Romnesia

(1) To flip-flop.

(2) To black out.
"If you say you're for equal pay for equal work, but you keep refusing to say whether or not you'd sign a bill that protects equal pay for equal work -- you might have Romnesia."

"Man, I think I have Romnesia. I went out last night and when I woke up this morning, my dog was strapped to the roof of my car. No clue how it got up there."
by SeamusRomney October 19, 2012
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rumnesia

the memory loss that follows heavy alcohol consumption, i.e. rum.
person one: fuck man, i don't remember anything from last night!
person two: same! we got a serious case of rumnesia.
by annamikaela September 24, 2009
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ramnesia

The act in when u have sex with a girl so hard that when she awakes from her sex coma she has short term memory loss.
took this dame home last night i rooted her so hard she nearly went back in time, when she wakes up shes gunna have a bad case ramnesia
by borch October 3, 2010
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Romnesia

A condition afflicting GOP members and supporters exemplified by contradicting statements and a perma-grin.
"See, I never just did things just to do them. Come on, what am I gonna do? Just all of a sudden just jump up and grind my feet on somebody's couch, like it's, like it's you know something to do. Come on, I got a little more sense than that.

Yeah I remember grinding my feet on Eddie's couch."

-- Rick James, victim of Romnesia
by MakeItFair October 19, 2012
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Romnesia

A condition where one continually and repetitively changes up, back tracks, or sidesteps his or her own previous stated position.
Romney is suffering from from a severe case of Romnesia in this 2012 election year, the sidestepping is occurring at incredulous rate this time of year.
by D Butters October 19, 2012
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