1. Saying, "I want to wear your ass as a hat!" when you
mean, "Baby your butt looks good in those apple-bottom jeans."
2. Saying, "I love you" while standing with your girlfriend in a Sani-
hut. Actually, saying "I love you" anywhere near (or within smelling distance of) a Sani-hut can be seen as romantical.
3. Telling your girlfriend that you want to facebook the
f*ck out of her.