rodney dangerfield

Possibly the funniest comedian to ever live! He was all about getting "no respect" and had the best one-liners out of anyone. Sadly, died in 2004 at the age of 83.Rest in peace Rodney Dangerfield, you were the best.

"Me and my wife lived a happy 20 years. Then we met."
"I was breast fed as a baby, but my mother said she only liked me as a friend."
"I'm so ugly, one time I stuck my head out the window. The police charged me for mooning."
"Dude Rodney Dangerfield is HILARIOUS!"
"no shit"

by Andrew Mickey May 27, 2006

Romney seat

Any exterior riding area for passengers you no longer wish to keep within the confines of your vehicle - such as a dog kennel strapped to a luggage rack.

"You'd better not blow chunks or I'm making you sit in the Romney seat"

"If your crazy hoe doesn't chillax, I'm throwing her in the Romney seat..."

by stryfe August 14, 2012

Romneysia

When you can't remember which self serving lie you told last.

Dave: That fuckin' Larry will say anything to get what he wants.

Eddie: Yeah, he told Ellen that, sure, he used to be gay, but he is totally straight now. That's the only way he was ever gonna get into her panties. That girl is not gonna give up that pussy to no bisexual.

Dave: Larry, straight? Sheeeit, that motherfucker's got Romneysia. He went down on Coach Edwards last week, after practice.

by Shut Up Morans December 28, 2011

Romney Hood

Robin Hood in reverse. Taking from the poor and giving to the rich.

Romney Hood will protect the rich from picking-up the debt tab.

by letmebreathe2012 August 6, 2012

Romneyd

Verb synonymous with "Fired"
ax, boot, can*, discharge, drop, eject, expel, give bum's rush, give marching orders, give one notice, give pink slip, give the sack, hand walking papers, kick out, lay off, let one go, oust, pink slip, sack, terminate

Please Come into my office because I have to tell you are Romneyd

I just got Romneyd now I have to look for a new job.

by GayYellowBook April 22, 2012

mitt romney

To change your position in order win favors or votes.

"She told Jane she hated Madonna. The she pulls a Mitt Romney and tells me she loves Madonna."

by SkyScott June 13, 2007

Rodney Anonymous

Former vocalist and keyboardist of the Dead Milkmen. Has worked on other projects such as Parasite Lost and Burn Witch Burn. At the moment he resides in lovely Philadelphia with his wife Vienna. He also has a website located at www.rodneyanonymous.com which is called RATYHTL.

Once when I was walking into Zipperhead I saw Rodney Anonymous!

by Debris December 27, 2004