Roflwalrus

When someone makes such an epic fail, does something so amazingly stupid, or something that's along the lines of "rofl", "roflcopter", "roflstomp" etc., but the situation is so large that it demands for a gigantic mammal's name to be incorporated.

Friend: (reading a pick up line) "I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness." Well, then you better stay away from the chocolate fountain, buddy.
You: ROFLWALRUS!

by uhlissaplusajay April 1, 2011

Robasaurus

Robasaurus roams many places. He landed in a safe place in Avalon, NJ where he met other deviant people. He came across Sarahdactyl but like many other men failed and kept it moving. He kite surfs but do not go near it if you are a drunk girl because he will haunt you. He likes to chase after friends with an opened white claw when they try to leave. He has a creepy van so if he offers you candy don't go near it. After you leave your house he will stay shower and brush his teeth so be prepared. He lives his best life and if you see a man in his 30s wearing a grandpop hat that is him.

Robasaurus personally victimized Collette when she tried to touch his kite.

by Lindzilla September 6, 2019