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Rocky Road

When having rough anal sex, the girl shits on the mans shlong. Then the man doesnt really care and keeps going. This usually results in infections and smelly cocks.
Mark: WOAH dude what smells!!!
Jeff: Oh sorry Karen gave me a rocky road last night
Mark: Dude did you even shower afterwards.
by bryanheiwood October 17, 2009
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Rocky Road

When a girl gives road head with lots of teeth.
Jennifer gave great Rocky Road.
by Chewsonthemove July 21, 2019
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Rocky Road

When you are giving anal and feel your penis speed bump over particles of shit in her bum.
"I was giving her the ole rocky road and when I rammed her and I could feel the nuggets in her bum."
by AtoxicSquid October 16, 2021
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Rocky Road

When you eat their ass after a mad chunky dump (almonds and chocolate swirl) and realize they had left toilet paper particles behind in the butthole after attempting to wipe said dump (marshmallow bits)
Man I was stoked eat some ass but it was a bad case of rocky road in there :(
by Meowkinzz February 23, 2022
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Rocky Road

A lumpy penis tip, almost as if there rocks all over it.
Girl- whys your dick all lumpy
Boy- i got a rocky road baby,
by DBOriginalProduction February 22, 2011
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Rocky Road

When a guy mistakes her asshole for her vagina
WILL!!!! THATS MY ASSHOLE, I CAN"T BELIEVE YOU'RE ROCKY ROADING ME.
by Pfoles August 23, 2020
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Rocky Road

1. To have diarrhea while doing anal, and still continuing to do anal
2. taking a shit in a Ben and Jerseys
dude 1: did you hear about Thomas
dude 2: no, what about him
dude 1: he was fuckin his bitch you know, then all of the sudden she began to Rocky Road all over his dick,

dude 2: sick!
dude one: he even still continued
dude 2: that's disgusting.
by wiggly dick October 11, 2014
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