The non-Newtonian fluidic mixture found in and around discarded condoms used by truckers and their country courtesans. Resulting from diets high in Monster energy drink and gas-station nacho cheese.
"Hey Bob, that ain't no land-jellyfish, that's some Roadkill Sweet-Cheese, don't even touch it with your Trash Picker!"
by EmperorEli February 4, 2021
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Mike: "Damn Jeremy, you made possum ground beef outta that roadkill."
Jeremy: " Yeah, that's what I call my roadkill burnout special."
Andrew: "Yum, ground beef! Lets go to Taco Bell".
Jeremy: " Yeah, that's what I call my roadkill burnout special."
Andrew: "Yum, ground beef! Lets go to Taco Bell".
by miracle_max January 3, 2008
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by mmmgirl March 12, 2004
Get the fashion roadkill mug.Bending over for someone while being fingered in the anus and being forced to shout out: "More! Please, master!"
by Nyana October 3, 2006
Get the roadkill mug.1. When something is in the midst of being fucking sexually attractive and fugly at the same time.
2. In some tenses, this is a term that is used to define something sick and warped yet ironically humorous that would make a person obtain an erection of the penis when it would usually make most people walk away in the other direction.
2. In some tenses, this is a term that is used to define something sick and warped yet ironically humorous that would make a person obtain an erection of the penis when it would usually make most people walk away in the other direction.
Did you see that dead hooker lying on the curb of the street? Oh my god she was so roadkill hot! I wanted to bone the shit out of her!
by TecnhoHead June 18, 2011
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"a skunk crawled up another skunk's ass and died and then THAT skunk crawled up her vag and died"
"a skunk crawled up another skunk's ass and died and then THAT skunk crawled up her vag and died"
you're doing this chick at work and you have a girlfriend? You've lost my sympathy. Enjoy your roadkill stank vag.
by Fazed September 8, 2006
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