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Road-Runner 

A girl/boy that leaves in the night after you just had sexual intercourse with them. Usualy they would either intoxicate you with acholic bevages, then while your blacked out, they leave. Or they would have mutliple rounds of intercourse to pu toyu to sleep, then leave while your sleeping. It likely ends in heart break, or missing cash.
I met a Road-Runner at the bar yesterday, who in the night left with my money, heart, and virgininty.

Road runner syndrome 

Dude, that Road runner syndrome really did a number on my cock, and hand

Dutch Road Runner

A dutch roadrunner is when two friends jack each other off till one of them cums in the other's face. He who cums first is the loser
Hey I bet you 20 bucks I can beat you at a match of Dutch Road Runner!
Dutch Road Runner by ThatOneSillyKid September 2, 2010

Columbian Road Runner 

The act of cutting a hole in a skateboard and laying down on it with your penis through the hole (while erect) and running your tip through the road.
Jake: “Yo wanna try and the Columbian Road Runner?”

Victor: “Nah man, I already tried it I gotta let it heal first.”

Polish road runners 

Polish road runners are immigrants who think they have more right to use the road than people in cars. "as if they even pay road tax" They often wait until you drive close to them and they run out and swagger accross the road staring at you like cars should'nt be on a road. Many Polish men are often seen cycling on pink females bikes to Llidl to buy their fill of Lambrini & fill their ruck sacks. Often find them drinking anywhere they can outside. Never in their house.
Wow did you see they Polish road runners? I nearly hit them.

Ahh see!......You missed out on 10points there!

Better luck next time Boabie!