Drop-a-load & Hit-the-road

The action of taking a crap under someone's car tire and running away, hoping that they will run over it the next day.

"Dude, Liah & I did a Drop-a-load & Hit-the-road last night to our other neighbor's car!"

"Wow, did you get caught?"

"No, it was in the dark."

by Hmbsm21 May 14, 2009

Shoot my load and hit the road

When you bust a nut in a meat bag/female and pull the move that my dad did, also know as squirt and skirt.

Dude: What happened with you and Lisa last night
Dude 2: I shoot my load and hit the road
Dude: ok, cool. Wanna play modern warfare

by Niggabob50 September 17, 2020

Drop a load and hit the road

Verb: The action of secreting your shit under one's vehicle tire in hope that they will eventually drive over it while you run away.

"Holy shit man, you're friggen relentless!"

"I know man, I just had to drop a load and hit the road."

by tylerscott May 14, 2009

Load for the road

When the girl sucking you off has to go to work immediately after, so she takes the load of cum along with her.

Getting sucked off and leaves immediately after. As she walks out the door, her mouth is filled with cum.

Girl: I can’t, I gotta go, my Uber will be here soon.

Guy: I’m about to cum, finish me off. (Responds to Uber driver, “I’ll be right there”)

Girl: Okay, I’ll take a load for the road.

by Pika McJones March 9, 2019

roadloading

A juvenile but time-honored midwestern tradition in which one underage person packs as many of said underage person's friends into their vehicle as possible. With a 30-rack in the back. (Perhaps 2 in more capacious vehicles :) The vehicle is then driven out into the sticks where there are only gravel and dirt roads. It is put into drive, and every reasonable attempt is then made to touch neither the brake nor the accelerator for the next several hours, until the beer is gone. On modern vehicles that don't creep forward in Drive, set the cruise control for no more than 5mph. Only the steering wheel is then used, as the driver (who is HOPEFULLY sober) makes random turns. No attempt is made to remember what turns were made or where the vehicle is headed. When the beer is gone, occupants attempt to figure out just where the hell they are. This is probably less interesting now that GPS is in every phone. But hopefully, you're also well out of cell service area so you can experience it as so many generations have before you :)

So looks like football season was cancelled due to 'Rona. Guess we're roadloading Friday night.

by werrd. April 10, 2020