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rizzlistic

Realistic.

(Another installment in the language of "izzle," a thug specialty.)

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All this wack shittastic slang has got me confuzzled on tha rizzle, let's all be more rizzlistic
by Matt Huff September 18, 2009
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Jizzicist

Someone who derives sexual excitement from the natural sciences.
"Yo, have you seen Brian?"
"Ah, man, I just walked in on that jizzicist having waaaay too much fun with his electromagnetism textbook.
by JZCST July 1, 2010
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fizzicist

A fizzicist is a scientist who prefers to experiment while enjoying beer, champagne or any other fizzy drink that loosens up the mind
Everyone knows of Albert Einstein but few know that he was actually a world class fizzicist, often drinking when thinking.
by fizzisict July 2, 2009
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Quantum rizzics

On the take that quantum physics is really hard and rizzics be another word for swagger in life and they way you smooth taking to women you would be qualified in quantum rizzics
He is your degree in quantum rizzics
by Fanta balls May 14, 2023
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Jizzicist

(noun) a person who specializes in giving facials (ejaculating all over a girl's face).
Andrew is a world-renowned jizzicist.
by Andrew B, Jizzicist March 4, 2010
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Rizzics

The study of rizz as an energy. It is measured in Cenats after its founder, Kai Cenat, and is studied by rizzicists. There are multiple domains of rizzics, such as quantum rizzics and theoretical rizzics.
"Those rizzicists over there are doing theoretical rizzics: they're trying to calculate how much rizz is required for their friend to rizz up his crush."
by The Rizzicist September 30, 2023
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Quantum Rizzics

A branch of philosophy often concerned with the law of attraction and metarizzics. The theories of quantum rizzics often boil down to confidence combined with poetic and clever speech tends to attract mates, particularly in heterosexual relationships.

There is ongoing debate on the mechanisms of quantum rizzics, which has stirred up controversy in recent years. Contrary to popular belief, the subject is not inherently used for womanizing and instead solely studies how positive thinking/expression and reasoning capabilities attract mates often more than appearance.
It seems like Dave doesn't need a wingman, he attracts partners on his quantum rizzics already.
by Omar54789 August 29, 2023
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