Ripping shitties

The act of performing a doughnut.

"I was ripping shitties in front of Wal-Mart the other day."

by Shit ripper November 13, 2011

the rippin and the tearin

the art of being over 50 and trying to copulate with as many women as possible at a creepy hedonism resort.

I like to go to the hedonism resort for two reasons, the wild women and the rippin and the tearin.

by bwricci August 2, 2010

crying throwing up ripping my hair out

Something you do when your very upset that you just want to smear your guts on the wall and bleed out as your tears slowly roll down your face.

Me: I was crying throwing up ripping my hair out yesterday because of how much I miss my ex

by simp for killua October 15, 2021

skin-ripping boner

a term used to describe when a person gets such an intense boner that the "inner boner" threatens to part the seams of your "outer boner" like a cartoon chimp squeezing a banana at the base so that it peels, and the "inner banana" flies across the room leaving only the flaccid "outer banana" peel hanging grotesquely over your balls like a popped balloon.

"When she snuck her hands down into my boxers while we were grinding on the dance floor, she found such a skin-ripping boner that she had to yell out to her friends to throw down their handbags and come over for a look at the rare and exciting phenomenon."

by theGUARDian January 8, 2010

Ripping the Tendon

A fart. Usually so loud or smelly that you would swear that something ripped.

*Person A farts*
Person B: Would you please stop ripping the tendon in front of my grandma??

by Funky J and Fresh G June 2, 2010

ripping my knitting

Getting on your nerves to the point where you want to punch something

Jolene: "I hate that new Katy Perry song."

Susan: "I know, right? It's never off MTV, it's really ripping my knitting."

by marganin January 6, 2011

ripping burlap

to fart, break wind, or other wise create a stink

Dude I ate a bunch of white castle and now i cant stop ripping burlap.

by HNDAKD February 27, 2010