A length of string tied in a close series of knots that is inserted up a male rectum and slowly withdrawn during the height of sexual climax, stimulating the prostate and enhancing the sexual pleasure.
by Chiendog March 03, 2005
verb. To flee from an awkard situation or boring lecture. Usually involves crossing in front of others or in some other way disturbing the peace and making an ass of onesself.
by Charlotte April 22, 2005
When I went down on her, I discovered that she had a ripcord. Thus, I was forced to give her a shark bite.
by ESQ July 12, 2006
Brad loaded his Napster unlimited playlist with some new songs and began ripcording them to his hard drive.
by cfjh December 24, 2005
A post-wedding event, characterized by the bride gaining an entirely unhealthy and unsightly amount of weight. Usually this happens within the first year or two of marriage.
Kim isn't pregnant, she simply pulled the ripcord.
Everybody's talking about Kim's (case of) ripcord. She shouldn't have let herself go like that.
Everybody's talking about Kim's (case of) ripcord. She shouldn't have let herself go like that.
by missteenwordpower May 12, 2006
During a reach-around, the same person giving the reach-around is also licking ass, and when the receiver of the handjob has an orgasm, they simultaneously projectile feces on the person giving the reach-around and licking the asshole.
Dood what happened last night, what was that about wanting to go parachuting? No man, I had to hose her off because she totally ripcorded me!
by Master of the Ripcord August 02, 2010
a male inserts a long plastic, or rubber string of anal beads into one's anus. the male then rapidly and forcefully pulls the anal beads out of the victim's anus. Due to the unexpected pressure change of the rectum to the outside world, the feces of the individual spray out in a "thumb covering hose fashion." the action also creates a starting engine/shart noise that im comparable to a lawn mowers ripcord/ starting mechanism.
"Hey Larry, i gave my life partner a mexican ripcord the other night, and i'm still in the process of cleaning the linens. do you have any lysol?"
by the super bukkake December 28, 2011