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ringing the church bells

the action of someone (inexperienced) jacking off a man's penis by painfully yanking on it. there is no pleasure derived from this sexual act, though the person ringing thinks they are administering pleasure.

the action resembles a monk/priest yanking down on the rope in order to ring a church's bells. in this scenario, the church bells are your balls, which are slapping each other with each yank.
Daniel: Hey man. Heard you hooked up with that freshman, Stephanie. How'd it go?

Andrew: Dude, it was terrible. She had no idea what to do. She was just ringing the church bells till I made her stop.

Daniel: Brutal. My condolences to your junk.
by UCLA_Chemical_Fungineer May 31, 2009
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Sticky Ribbing

The act upon where a man withdraws his wet penis from the man or woman and proceeds to hit it on their ribs as if they were playing the xylophone.
I gave Ainsley Harriot a good Sticky Ribbing Last nite
by Joe :) February 15, 2009
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Ringing the taco bell

Naomi Watts painful attempts at ringing the taco bell in "Mulholland Drive" is disturbing to all but the most sadistic individuals.
by Gajillion September 6, 2011
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ribbin

To rapidly and repeatedly thrust a long penis inside a female's vagina.
That horny bastard was ribbin that bitch until midnight.
by DCNTB June 27, 2007
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Guy-rinding

When two males proceed to dance together within one foot apart in a desperate attempt to attract females around them.
Joe and John were getting shut down by girls all night because they were so drunk and Guy-rinding all over each other to every song.
by IPADeux January 14, 2008
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Rinsing

A posh upper class form of a gold digging. When a man showers a woman with expensive gifts and money for strictly no sexual flavors in return.

In rare circumstances the man baring the gifts could get a 'Thank You' message left on a social networking site, but it shouldn't be expected.
A man throwing lots of cash at a woman, shouting "Your rinsing me baby your rinsing me, Take it all, rinse me harder!"

I'm all rinsed out, well back to work, gotta earn more, hey maybe i could sell my car..
by Rinsed December 15, 2012
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ribin

It is an mixture of evil and romance. The Romantic Devil is better. If you met that Devil you can never leave him. You will definitely fall in love with that Devil. His angryness is more than the burning fire and his love is more than the sky and rain. Who want God when you love this Devil. Mostly this Devil loves the people whose letters start with S&A
His behavior is like Ribin
by Galacyinomidof May 14, 2019
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