RILF

Acronym meaning Retard I’d Like to Fuck!

Damn bro, did you see that chick with down syndrome? Man I’d like to put it in that RILF’S Butt!

by Wang Indaho September 24, 2003

RILF

Rabbi I'd Like To Fuck

Man did you see the kipah on that RILF?

by Anonymous October 30, 2003

RILF

Republicans I'd like to fuck

Some people thought Sarah Palin was a RILF, but I had no interest. But Stormy Daniels who may be running against David Vitter in the Republican primary for the Louisiana Senate race in 2010 is a very Hawt RILF.

by Alobar Greywalker February 11, 2009

RILF

Robot I'd Like to Fuck

dude that terminator chick is a major RILF! not to mention that new automated plate dispenser in 517...

by tony August 19, 2008

RILF

Rat I'd like to fuck.

Like MILF, but with a rat instead.

"There's a RILF!"

by rilfy October 9, 2012

RILF

RELATIVE I'D LIKE TO FUCK

"who is that?" "oh, that's my RILF." "your WHAT??" "I mean my cousin...she's hot."

by pretty mouth November 3, 2018

RILF

A Rick I'd like to Fuck.

"Man, that Rick C-137 is a total RILF. Not like this guy. He's super weird."

by notanexpert_but April 11, 2022