Pronounced "Riff-idge".
Normally refers to a guitar scale/melody, but can be applied to more than just guitar.
Usually one riff, followed by another in rapid succession.
Said riffs must be awesome. If they are lame and put together, you cannot achieve riffage simply because riffage sounds badass, both in context and literally.
A series of awesome riffs put together to achieve maximum badassery for a song.
Normally refers to a guitar scale/melody, but can be applied to more than just guitar.
Usually one riff, followed by another in rapid succession.
Said riffs must be awesome. If they are lame and put together, you cannot achieve riffage simply because riffage sounds badass, both in context and literally.
A series of awesome riffs put together to achieve maximum badassery for a song.
Me: "Dude, check out this riffage."
Person: "Holy Shit dude, that's some serious riffage."
~or~
Me: "DUDE CHECK OUT THIS SWEET RIFFAGE!!!1!"
Person: "This isn't riffage, man. Riffage sounds awesome, this sounds like poo."
Me: :2
Person: "Holy Shit dude, that's some serious riffage."
~or~
Me: "DUDE CHECK OUT THIS SWEET RIFFAGE!!!1!"
Person: "This isn't riffage, man. Riffage sounds awesome, this sounds like poo."
Me: :2
by MaestroMichael May 22, 2010
Get the Riffage mug.Condition: When you eat, sleep, & drink black rifles, AR's(Armalite-Rifle), have an uncontrollable urge & can't stop buying AR's or AR related stuff.
Causes: People catch BRD from shooting black rifles, & may be at risk if their favorite smell is gunpowder or gun solvents/oils, 1 or more of your parents or gp's has BRD. People with BRD may use & abuse AR15's, AR10's, AR12's, AR22's & now AR47's. Additional calibers of black rifles may worsen your condition.
Cure: There is no cure for BRD, but people can live happy & healthy lives as long as it's properly treated.
Treatment: Treatments include handling, shooting, cleaning AR's. Studies have shown group therapy to be effective. Meet other people suffering from BRD at 3-gun & high power matches. Deer & other large & small game hunting may also be effective therapy.
Responsibilities: Think carefully before letting someone who's never shot a black rifle shoot one of yours. It's extremely likely they will catch BRD immediately. If you are responsible for someone's BRD you should be there for them, counsel them, help with treatment, take them shooting. BRD is unlikely to go dormant, even in someone who has only shot a black rifle once. Be supportive of each other. If you know someone with BRD, reach out & see if they want to go shooting, hunting, or whatever. The disease is stronger when you're alone, get & stay around other people with BRD, your BRD & it's symptoms may lessen over time, or it may get worse, lol.
Good luck!
Causes: People catch BRD from shooting black rifles, & may be at risk if their favorite smell is gunpowder or gun solvents/oils, 1 or more of your parents or gp's has BRD. People with BRD may use & abuse AR15's, AR10's, AR12's, AR22's & now AR47's. Additional calibers of black rifles may worsen your condition.
Cure: There is no cure for BRD, but people can live happy & healthy lives as long as it's properly treated.
Treatment: Treatments include handling, shooting, cleaning AR's. Studies have shown group therapy to be effective. Meet other people suffering from BRD at 3-gun & high power matches. Deer & other large & small game hunting may also be effective therapy.
Responsibilities: Think carefully before letting someone who's never shot a black rifle shoot one of yours. It's extremely likely they will catch BRD immediately. If you are responsible for someone's BRD you should be there for them, counsel them, help with treatment, take them shooting. BRD is unlikely to go dormant, even in someone who has only shot a black rifle once. Be supportive of each other. If you know someone with BRD, reach out & see if they want to go shooting, hunting, or whatever. The disease is stronger when you're alone, get & stay around other people with BRD, your BRD & it's symptoms may lessen over time, or it may get worse, lol.
Good luck!
I caught black rifle disease after building my first AR, a BCM 14.5 SOCOM Freefloated under a KMR Alpha 13" Keymod, with a pinned and welded Surefire SFMB-556 Muzzle Brake. I'd already bought two Colts, an M4orgery, and an A4. But that BCM build did me in. I'm afraid I'm stage 4. My BRD is now so bad, I carry my BCM with me around the house when no-one is home.
by BlackRifleDiseaseExplainer November 18, 2016
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Her characteristics:
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Her characteristics:
-witty
-pretty
-kind-hearted
-helpful
-introvert
by Qaqah April 23, 2018
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Alex: "Hell yeah, Keep Your Rifle By Your Side"
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A mother like woman who cares for her adopted children of all ages. She has the mental strength of a God yet has the gentleness of a cat. Her loving nature welcomes all.
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by DarkBirds November 8, 2023
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*between tense conversation*
normal person: i think we should do this first
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normal person: i think we should do this first
a rifaz: look at that cloud, its so big and fluffy
by cowdana road May 21, 2011
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