A group of highly evolved assholes who mysteriously appeared on the third planet from the sun in a tiny solar system who spend their meaningless, short lifespans trying to figure out themselves, the world around them, and their fellow assholes. As of late, a solid conclusion to the problem of their existence has yet to be found, and continued conflicts between different groups of assholes plague the minuscule planet on which they reside, as well as the human race itself.
"Hey, Joe. Did you hear the news last night?"
"Yeah. That's some twisted shit. Man, I hate the human race."
"Yeah. That's some twisted shit. Man, I hate the human race."
by Pessimistic-Panda September 14, 2014
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When one truck attempts to pass another on the highway, but lacks the power to pass. Ultimately the two trucks remain side by side holding up everyone behind them for miles because nether one of them wants to lose the race.
by tomgun007 October 4, 2013
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Start: Roger Federer
End: Internet
One way is: Roger Federer, to Switzerland, to Europe, to North America, to United States, to Culture of the United States, to Internet!
Start: Roger Federer
End: Internet
One way is: Roger Federer, to Switzerland, to Europe, to North America, to United States, to Culture of the United States, to Internet!
by ALMN568 November 11, 2006
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what Michael Scott created for his coworker, Meredith Palmer, to find a cure for rabies, even though it is already cured and the Fun Run didn't raise any money (besides the money Jan donated--with Michael's money--to a nurse stripper)
what Michael Scott created for his coworker, Meredith Palmer, to find a cure for rabies, even though it is already cured and the Fun Run didn't raise any money (besides the money Jan donated--with Michael's money--to a nurse stripper)
Michael Scott drank less water and more fettuccine alfredo during the Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race For The Cure.
by anna is a bananya May 5, 2019
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It can be spelled with any amount of i's.
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It can be spelled with any amount of i's.
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by The D-Man November 26, 2006
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Don’t even think about questioning authority, just stand there and quietly sing along with the rat race choir!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 28, 2020
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