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human race

A group of highly evolved assholes who mysteriously appeared on the third planet from the sun in a tiny solar system who spend their meaningless, short lifespans trying to figure out themselves, the world around them, and their fellow assholes. As of late, a solid conclusion to the problem of their existence has yet to be found, and continued conflicts between different groups of assholes plague the minuscule planet on which they reside, as well as the human race itself.
"Hey, Joe. Did you hear the news last night?"

"Yeah. That's some twisted shit. Man, I hate the human race."
by Pessimistic-Panda September 14, 2014
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Race Huckster

Someone who plays on people's racial prejudices to draw attention to themselves or make money, by exploiting situations where people of one race are pitted against those of another.
That Al Sharpton is definitely a Race Huckster.
by lou22 August 14, 2012
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elephant race

When one truck attempts to pass another on the highway, but lacks the power to pass. Ultimately the two trucks remain side by side holding up everyone behind them for miles because nether one of them wants to lose the race.
"Oh great!! now we're stuck behind an elephant race"
by tomgun007 October 4, 2013
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Wikipedia race

A fun little game to play, where two or more people set a starting page and an ending page, both of which are titles of articles on Wikipedia. Then, using only the links within the text of the article, the goal is to find a way to the ending page before your competitor(s).
A sample Wikipedia race:
Start: Roger Federer
End: Internet

One way is: Roger Federer, to Switzerland, to Europe, to North America, to United States, to Culture of the United States, to Internet!
by ALMN568 November 11, 2006
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The Office (U.S.) S4:E1 "Fun Run"
what Michael Scott created for his coworker, Meredith Palmer, to find a cure for rabies, even though it is already cured and the Fun Run didn't raise any money (besides the money Jan donated--with Michael's money--to a nurse stripper)
Michael Scott drank less water and more fettuccine alfredo during the Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race For The Cure.
by anna is a bananya May 5, 2019
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ridge racer

To make a complete mockery out of your presentation.

It can be spelled with any amount of i's.
(Riiiidge racer; riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidge racer; riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidge racer)
I wrote my book report a day before it was do, resulting in a very ridge racered essay.
by The D-Man November 26, 2006
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rat race choir

The indistinguishable mass voice of an enslaved throng, first articulated by Bob Dylan in his iconic song, “It’s Alright, Ma.”
Don’t even think about questioning authority, just stand there and quietly sing along with the rat race choir!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 28, 2020
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