Rewind

Step 1: Drop a deuce.
Step 2: Tear off enough toilet paper from the roll to sufficiently clean yourself and set aside.
Step 3: Pull a large portion of toilet paper from the roll without removing it.
Step 4: Use this portion for the initial wipe to achieve maximum effectiveness.
Step 5: Rewind the used portion into the roll and finish your wipe with reserves toilet paper.
Step 6: Bait the trap and enjoy!

Notes: Use in conjuction with The Upperdecker to achieve maximum lethality.

Step 4: Rewind the used portion into the roll

That honkey mofo was actin' a fool and hatin' on my game, so I hooked him up with the rewind before I left the party.

by Brian Hudson Smith February 1, 2009

rewind

means to do a re-take or re-sit of an exam or test

Student A: "Fuck me, I passed all my exams"

Student B: Shit man, I can't believe I failed Biology, I'm gunna have to do a rewind!

Student A: You dumb bastard

by bwatter August 6, 2004

rewind

Shift anything on screen backwards in duration, not just a tape.

Man: Let's rewind that movie.

Boy: It's not a tape, so do we still rewind?

Man: Yes!

by Ereck Flowers February 8, 2015

Rewind

Rewind.. Postwhorious maximus.. This is a term used for post whores who post alot on internet message boards..

Rewind: :hay: Blueprint the popes dying! WHERES YOUR GOD NOW?!?!?!

Blueprint: oh would you stfu youre such a post whore! :mad: and your going to hell cause god loves me and dosnt love you!

by Bill Gates February 7, 2005

Rewind

When your having a wank and you hear your mother approaching so you quickly have to hide any evidence

I was having a wank but the mother came in so I had to quickly rewind

by Towns muja April 1, 2017

Rewind

To add an addition to a series, which was once adored, but is now reviled, largely due to an out of touch corporation, and their over ambitious marketing departments.

" *sighs* Did you watch the new INSERT <OPEN WORLD FPS WITH HIGH GRAPHICS AND LOOT BOXES> Part XCVII's new trailer, Bob?"

"Nah mate, I lost all hope since two years back, when they decided to shill out to celebs. It's just the Rewind situation, all over again..." :(

by T_W_One September 3, 2021

rewind time

Yaaaah its rewind time

Jimmy: ive been shot
Will Smith: Yaaaah its rewind time

by Mr.UgineKrabs October 24, 2019