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Step 1: Drop a deuce.
Step 2: Tear off enough toilet paper from the roll to sufficiently clean yourself and set aside.
Step 3: Pull a large portion of toilet paper from the roll without removing it.
Step 4: Use this portion for the initial wipe to achieve maximum effectiveness.
Step 5: Rewind the used portion into the roll and finish your wipe with reserves toilet paper.
Step 6: Bait the trap and enjoy!

Notes: Use in conjuction with The Upperdecker to achieve maximum lethality.

Step 4: Rewind the used portion into the roll
That honkey mofo was actin' a fool and hatin' on my game, so I hooked him up with the rewind before I left the party.
Rewind by Brian Hudson Smith February 1, 2009
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means to do a re-take or re-sit of an exam or test
Student A: "Fuck me, I passed all my exams"

Student B: Shit man, I can't believe I failed Biology, I'm gunna have to do a rewind!

Student A: You dumb bastard
rewind by bwatter August 6, 2004
Shift anything on screen backwards in duration, not just a tape.
Man: Let's rewind that movie.

Boy: It's not a tape, so do we still rewind?

Man: Yes!
rewind by Ereck Flowers February 8, 2015
Rewind.. Postwhorious maximus.. This is a term used for post whores who post alot on internet message boards..
Rewind: :hay: Blueprint the popes dying! WHERES YOUR GOD NOW?!?!?!

Blueprint: oh would you stfu youre such a post whore! :mad: and your going to hell cause god loves me and dosnt love you!
Rewind by Bill Gates February 7, 2005
When your having a wank and you hear your mother approaching so you quickly have to hide any evidence
I was having a wank but the mother came in so I had to quickly rewind
Rewind by Towns muja April 1, 2017
To add an addition to a series, which was once adored, but is now reviled, largely due to an out of touch corporation, and their over ambitious marketing departments.
" *sighs* Did you watch the new INSERT <OPEN WORLD FPS WITH HIGH GRAPHICS AND LOOT BOXES> Part XCVII's new trailer, Bob?"

"Nah mate, I lost all hope since two years back, when they decided to shill out to celebs. It's just the Rewind situation, all over again..." :(
Rewind by T_W_One September 3, 2021

rewind time 

Yaaaah its rewind time
Jimmy: ive been shot
Will Smith: Yaaaah its rewind time
rewind time by Mr.UgineKrabs October 24, 2019