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Eau de resistance

by CrankyOri January 28, 2018
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Lord's Resistance Army

The Lord's Resistance Army (LRA), led by Joseph Kony, operated in the north from bases in southern Sudan. The LRA committed numerous abuses and atrocities, including the abduction, rape, maiming, and killing of civilians, including children. In addition to destabilizing northern Uganda from bases in Sudan, the LRA congregated in the Bunia area in eastern Congo. They linked up with the Army for the Liberation of Rwanda (ALIR) and other rebel groups that were battling with forces from the Rally for Congolese Democracy (RCD).
The Lord's Resistance Army continued to kill, torture, maim, rape, and abduct large numbers of civilians, virtually enslaving numerous children. Although its levels of activity diminished somewhat compared with 1997, the area that the LRA targeted grew. The LRA sought to overthrow the Ugandan Government and inflicted brutal violence on the population in northern Uganda. LRA forces also targeted local government officials and employees. The LRA also targeted international humanitarian convoys and local NGO workers.
by Dancing with Fire June 23, 2011
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Kush Resistance

- The resilience an every-day kush/indica smoker builds to the variety of marijuana.
- A kind of tolerance built to the effects of stronger indica strains of marijuana new users experience, such as falling alseep/getting tired or getting couch locked.
Non-Smoker: Dude, I smoked some purp kush the other day and I went to sleep 10 minutes later...
Everyday smoker: Oh dude I got kush resistance...it's like a call of duty perk, but in real life. I don't get tired from kush anymore.
Non-Smoker: Word...?
by Trigunideals April 11, 2011
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resistance is futile

1. In Star Trek, part of the standard message used by the Borg when they encounter an alien race they intend to assimilate into their collective.

2. In other uses (such as gaming), uttered by somebody about to launch what they believe to be an all-out and unstoppable attack against an opponent with the intent of conquering/defeating them in one fell swoop. Only to be used if you want to announce your presence.

3. Also used by a victor just after having utterly crushed an opponent.
1. WE ARE THE BORG. LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIPS. WE WILL ADD YOUR BIOLOGICAL AND TECHNOLOGICAL DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR CULTURE WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

2. Player 1: "Well, I've got your forces surrounded. You're going to die now. Resistance is futile"

Player 2: "Oh, we're boned"

3. Spoinkenstein just headshot Cheezsandwich for the 10th time in a row.

Spoinkenstein: Resistance is futile.

Cheezsandwich: "D'oh!"
by Neverpetaburningdog June 3, 2004
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uk resistance

Great British website using the style of 'Old Games Journalism' to highlight issues in the gaming community using the art of humour. An excellent site, though not as funny as it used to be, thanks to some whore named Teela.
That UK Resistance was brilliant till that Teela spastic started writing rubbish all over it
by Manuel Hong September 14, 2005
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The Resistance

The Resistance : Terminator the Sarah Connor Chronicles' Fans working (fighting) to get this show back.

The Resistance is doing youtube videos, motivational pictures, letters, emails... to get TSCC back.
The Resistance catchphrase : "Welcome to the SCC, bitch."
by m_33 May 28, 2009
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Retance

To dance like a complete retard, usually involves extreme lack of co-ordination, arm flailing and jumping about.
OMG look its laurens retancing AGAIN, she looks like a complete retard, oh no she's goin to retance AGAIN....i dont know whats worse,her outfit or her retancing!
by Chuck Von Duck April 28, 2006
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