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Reticent

A demeanor by which the individual does not readily display their thoughts or feelings. This individual may make an excellent undercover government operative or ninja.
His reticent demeanor made him extremely difficult to read.
by Mizuno007 June 1, 2012
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retaut

ret is short for retard. aut is short for autistic.

People we can call : retaut : mega knight and ebarbs spammers, me, and anyone who acts like a retaut
Tu est retaut.
Est-ce que tu as retautu a la tete.
Tu as le retaut dans le cerv.
by Vraimos? May 12, 2022
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sudbury retirement fund

a collection of returnable empty beer bottles.
"holy shit walt.. you must have 100 cases of empties in the garage.. why don't you return them?"

"no way... that's my sudbury retirement fund"
by jimmy the douchebag June 19, 2009
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Retire Bitch

what you say to someone well known who says or does something awful

Became popular thanks to a danny devito tweet that said “antonin scalia retire bitch”
“Al Franken has been accused of sexual assault
“Al Franken Retire Bitch”
by HeIIYes December 6, 2017
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retired-on-the-job

Employees who just manage to show up, do the bare minimum, take long lunch breaks, disappear for hours, offer little or no ideas and are the first ones out the door.
Joe just comes in to monitor emails and read the internet. Man he is retired-on-the-job.
by Super Dave77 September 19, 2013
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reticulated giraffe

The reticulated giraffe (Giraffa camelopardalis reticulata), also known as the Somali giraffe, is a subspecies of giraffe native to the Horn of Africa. It lives in Somalia, southern Ethiopia, and northern Kenya. There are approximately 8,500 individuals living in the wild. The reticulated giraffe was described and given its binomial name by British zoologist William Edward de Winton in 1899, however the IUCN currently recognizes only one species of giraffe with nine subspecies.

Reticulated giraffes can interbreed with other giraffe species in captivity or if they come into contact with populations of other species in the wild.

Together with the Rothschild's giraffe, it is by far the giraffe that is most commonly seen in zoos. Its coat consists of large, polygonal, liver-colored spots outlined by a network of bright-white lines. The blocks may sometimes appear deep red and may also cover the legs. Giraffes are the tallest mammals in the world.
Me: That's a cute reticulated giraffe you have there!
The scared zoo owner who saw me break inside his zoo: Yeah, uh, thanks. Get out.
by theomelon May 3, 2021
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Retinal Vaginitis

Uncontrollable staring at a hot piece of ass.
Causes; Lululemon, bikinis, full lips, shiny hair, high heels, perky breasts, tight ass, short shorts and or a cute smile.
Symptoms include; tunnel vision, sudden rapid heart beat, shortness of breath, sweating, swelling of the penis, loss of cognition and lucid daydreaming.
Complications include; crashing your car, getting slapped by your girlfriend, whiplash, fear and loathing, masturbation and downing multiple shots of Tequila in a feeble effort to gain the courage to talk to her.
Transmission occurs primarily at bars, beaches and the mall but can and does occur almost anywhere.
After the crash Brad's doctor diagnosed him with Acute Retinal Vaginitis and he was found "not a fault"

The stalking charges were dropped after it was found the the defendant suffered from Chronic Retinal Vaginitis.

"Sorry honey, I didn't mean to stare at her, my Retinal Vaginitis flared up again!"
by whatstheword August 12, 2012
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