Retardant drop

The act of hanging from a ceiling fan while masturbating and making airplane noises. Then shooting semen on a woman while hovering over her. Can also do with feces. Commonly called a dirty retardant drop

Bro I broke my fan last night doing a retardant drop on Sarah

by Black dot June 13, 2016

Retardave

When you are beyond stupid, you don't know how to type and you make it harder for everybody to understand you. You are also from the city of Magog, where the water has been poisoned by big pharma.

I don't know how to install Battlephil...

-What are you talking about ? Dude you're so retardave.

by Atthaniel January 15, 2021

Retardeder

The act of being MORE retarded than the person you are calling retarded.

He is so much more retardeder than his brother is.

by Bacita Mae Jenkins March 22, 2022

retardness

state or level of retardation

larry's retardness is rediculous this is the third time this week he locked himself in the bathroom.

by garrett10121 August 28, 2008

reardon

The sexiest last name ever...Period.
The way rear and don flows I beautiful.
Also Reardon's have huge penises!.

Person #1: Jesus Christ that Reardon guy has a huge cock...I thought it was his thigh.

Person #2: Damn he is a fine guy.

by Triplenglish February 23, 2017

retardeder

adj. (even) more retarded

Damn! I thought that guy was an idiot, but his friend is even retardeder! I mean, he is D-U-M dumb!

by freakomatic May 15, 2006

Sex Retardant

An agent that enigmatically repels sexual desire such as moldy cheese, dead horses, or Hillary Clinton’s breasts.

I saw an old fuckass bitch bitch at the store today and my boner went limp faster than light speed. She had total Sex Retardant written all over her

by Obiwan723 March 3, 2021