Bald Retard

The best insult to use against the lead developer of an ARPG if you want to absolutely obliterate your streaming career instantly.

I called C Dubs a bald retard and they perma banned me even though I've spent $4k on the game.

by AlteredBeastXD August 26, 2022

Retard Unit

Imperial units, the unit system many Americans still rely on, even though its retarded.

Inch, foot, mile, ounce, pint, gallon, pound, and imperial ton are retard units.

by vektorweg June 5, 2017

Retard Units

Retard Units is an unofficial synonym for "imperial measurements". As the rest of the world use metrics, the internet culture started mocking the medieval traditions of the Americans, and how little sense the usage of imperials pose compared to metrics.

Space begins 100 kilometers from the earth, that's 62,14 miles in Retard Units.

by Alseimik March 5, 2018

Retard Unit

What normal people usually call the imperial system.

Normal person: It's 32 degrees Celsius outside or 90 retard units.

Retard murican: It's 90 degrees.

Normal person at the gym: 70 kg
Retard murican gym nolife: Yo I just benched 154 lb. Do you even lift bro?

#murican retard #imperial system #metric system

by watchoutch January 24, 2017

ok retard

A phrase used to jokingly disregard a statement made by someone. Usually said on the internet, and can be used against anything. even no u

Guy 1: Dude, The Walking Dead is way better than Breaking Bad

Guy 2: ok retard

by Slicky Willy Clinton May 8, 2018

based retard

Someone so retarded that they create a humorous or good situation purely on accident.

Tom: Bob drove drunk and ended up slamming into that shitty modern art statue.
Bill: Based retard.

by SloppyPartyBottom November 3, 2018

totes retar

The most vacuous, stone-brained way to say "totally retarded" - totes retar the word is in fact, totes retar.

Annoying White Chick 1: Oh gawd Sheila, the way Amanda wore pink and green together to prom was totes retar.
Annoying White Chick 2: Totally, gross, totes retar.

by Crunching on Gravel October 29, 2017