Public restroom

Restrooms you do NOT want to shit in. Public restrooms are usually plagued with:

-Unflushed toilets with piles of toilet paper, piss and shit. Flushing is impossible.

-Grafitii

-Skeet on toilets or other places.

In public schools, restrooms are even worse, where they include all the above, plus:

-Stalls with no doors or doors with no locks.

-Damp paper towels stuck to the wall and floor.

-PISS EVERYWHERE

-SHIT EVERYWHERE

-Assholes who will fuck around with you as you take a shit.

-School books and stolen backpacks in toilets.

1) As I walked into my school's public bathroom, I discovered shit in the sink, and some asshole decided to restock the toilet paper dispencer with used, shitty t.p.

2) The toilets in the public restroom were so powerful, I managed to flush a jacket without clog.

by Wasabimoto September 3, 2010

Restonkulous

The portmanteau of the two words redonkulous and stonks. Alluding, ironically to an absurd financial decision.

Elon Musk trying to tank his own company with his absurd comments is absolutely restonkulous.

by Swag dog millionaire May 24, 2020

public restroom

Restroom avaliable for public use. Found in stores, schools, government buildings, etc. Some are OK, but many smell to high heaven, never have enough toliet paper or soap (heh, so much for sanitation), and (especially in the case of high school bathrooms) have tons of graffiti scrawled everywhere. Also are a good place to find people getting high, throwing up, or just hiding from life.

1) "I had to pee, so I ducked into a public restroom. I wish I'd just gone in the woods or something instead, it was that gross."

by killerfiller December 8, 2005

Reston

The illest place in Virgina

Reston is so tight you should go there

by Dgreates1forever June 24, 2008

restroom raid

verb. The act of going into a public bathroom for the sole purpose of pilfering toilet paper and other "free" assundries.

1. "Heidi, we are getting low on Charmin. Would you mind making another restroom raid at the 7-11 before we completely run out?"
2. If you don't mind smelling like Old Spice, the bathroom of my Dad's golf club is a most excellent place to conduct a restroom raid.

by Big Francisco December 31, 2009

Restroom

What Americans call a public toilet even though you cannot have a nice lie down in it (unless you are a very dirty person).

Don't even think you can have a rest in the restroom; it's for shitting and pissing in. And it pongs too badly.

by Edna Sweetlove October 1, 2006

Restroom

A room in a public place with sinks and stalls. There's a men's room and a ladies' room.

Have you noticed how dirty their restrooms are.

by David December 7, 2003