resistance

Euphemism for a man's scrotum, as defined by the U.S. Transportation Security Administration.

TSA agent performing an enhanced pat-down on a passenger at a U.S. airport: "I will place my hand on your inner thigh and slide it upwards until I meet resistance."

by jeffersonian November 19, 2010

Resist

Dumpy angry little creatures possessing a child like view on the world. To the Resist, the internet is serious business. The resist takes any comments made against it personally and will behave like a whiney little bitch stamping its e-feet and flapping its e-arms whilst having a real life tanty in a simliar fashion to a toddler not getting its own way. This behaviour will carry on for days, weeks, months with the creature exhausting itself over petty little things. Fortunately, these creatures are easily dusted under the carpet.

Dude thats a large looking child. Nah dude, thats a Resist.

by largeEE April 24, 2008

tech resistant

Someone who does not embrace technology or has a hard time working with technological devices including computers, gaming consoles, email, cell phones, DVRs, remote controls, traffic lights...

John owns a Macbook but will only check his email with it. He's completely tech resistant.

by realmccoy420 April 24, 2011

Famine Resistant

A "plump" or otherwise "healthy" sample from female human species that can withstand the consumption of food until well into the next ice age.

"Dont even think of getting with her yo, she looks to be Famine Resistant!

by Nate-Dog March 9, 2008

French Resistance

The french fries remaining at the bottom of a fast food bag after the rest of the meal has been consumed.

Jack wasn't completely satisfied with his value meal until he realized that there were nine members of the french resistance at the bottom of his bag.

by RichWI October 3, 2007

Inanimate Resistance

Primary usage: when inanimate objects seem to be fucking with through basic vegetative noncooperation, usually when you are already in a bad mood, late or drunk.

"My condom is giving me some IR"
"My shirt gave me some major inanimate resistance this morning, wouldn't get off the hanger."

by Kurrupt1976 June 17, 2009

resist the urge

Just say, NO!
Avoid the temptation
Relax, don't do it ...
Take a cold shower.
Mebbe later.

"John Mark Karl, the despicable human being that he is, was able to RESIST THE URGE ( if you believe even a shred of his horrible claim to have been 'present when JonBenet Ramsey died'."

"We must RESIST THE URGE to enact laws criminalizing fraudulent confession hoaxes or alleged "intentions of evil".

But killing civilians in 'holy war' and disturbing the peace of innocent minds by systematically causing injury of threat or terror, should be quashed by the fullest extent of all civilized law and power. ...

"We've RESISTED THE URGE for long enough. I say 'NUKEM'.",

by Chango Bolamongo October 9, 2006