resmarted

Anything that can be smart and retarded at the same time.

Sure, that fish laminator was ridiculous, but he got rich from it. Amazing what a resmarted idea can do for an idiot!

by BabyMerkin July 20, 2010

remarded

“Very cute and would like to go out with that person”

Mary thinks Peter is remarded

by SirButtLicker69 June 21, 2019

Resharded

Someone who leaves the freezer door open all night & then denies it the next morning, attempts to make up for it by washing the dishes with no soap, pretends to be asleep in their friends floor & steals meth off their chest then says “I don’t even like meth”

Tina: Jimmy! You know it’s 100° outside did you sell the rest of that meth so we could pay the power bill?

Jimmy: well when I woke up sean was here & I guess I misplaced it sometime during the night I’m not sure how he got in but he was vacuuming the yard, mopping the carpet & he helped me look for it. No luck, but he had some & got me high

Tina: when are you gonna realize your resharded friend steals our shit & fucks crack whores in the laundry room

by me.drugbuggg August 26, 2023

resmarded

Wife and I were hanging out one evening and I can't remember what the actual idea I had and action I took but I said out loud to my wife " see honey, I'm not ret%#$d I'm actually kinda smart " that idea was not ret%$d it was smart. It was resmarded. I'm resmarded. I had a smart brain fart. I smarded.

When you think you're pretty dumb but then you have this really good idea. That's resmarded. Or if an idea seems really stupid at first but then when you think about it, it's actually really smart? That's resmarded.

Some of those DI why? Projects are actually kinda resmarded

by Space taco September 13, 2023

Resmarted

To post innumerable lyrics, poems, or quotes to your flickr/myspace/facebook profiles, and loosely play them off as your own by not giving credit. To resmart.

Jillian's profile is so damn resmarted, it's full of wannabe Radiohead lyrics.

by Mary A May 8, 2008

Resmarted

A comment or an idea made with good intentions that is actually retarded.

Caley creates some of the most resmarted ideas, she thinks her ideas work but they are so retarded.

by Jackel 6 October 14, 2010

Restarded

When your electronics act up and the only thing you know how to do is restart the the app/device because you are technologically illiterate and also kind of a generally dumb human being

Danna tried to troubleshoot the problem but she is fucking restarded so all she ended up doing was unplugging it"

by MCRON February 28, 2018