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Republisplain

Creative excuses republicans use to justify their tactics and actions that they not long ago said were reprehensible, un-American, and unethical.

A few (but not all) examples include: the excessive use of executive orders, nepotism, complaining about not having appointees approved immediately after holding the Supreme Court hostage for a year, filling the cabinet with Wall Street insiders after saying they want to 'drain the swamp' of insiders, closing doors to refugees while trying to tout a position of moral superiority, and federal government overreach.
"Mitch McConnell republisplains again! He's trying to convince the public that it's unconscionable if his party's appointees aren't approved immediately after refusing to hold a hearing for President Obama's Supreme Court nominee for an entire year.”

"That guy was republisplaining to me about how giving kids free school lunches lowers their self-esteem."
by Hear Ye February 3, 2017
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Republiscum Party

Noun

What became of the United States version of the Republican party after the US supreme court upheld "citizens united" ruling.
"Wow the republiscum party is a total clusterfuck since dark / foreign money bought them and that mushroomdick tRUmp became our first illegitimate president."
by MotoGP Shoe January 22, 2019
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republiscum

The party that worships Trump and his corrupt administration.
Trump supporters are not the Republicans of old, they are truly Republiscum.
by AnotherAlias October 12, 2020
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Republishark

see RepubliCON. A republishark is interested in fishing in the proper social circles and if found in an internet chat room is quite amenable to kosher chit-chat. A republishark is found swimming in Finlandia, Atlantis, coral reefs, sea gardens, marine forests, water jungles, and off coastal shelfs. Republishark measures his food intake and internet usage in shark bytes. He shares and listens to his friends telling fish stories, fish tales and fairy tales about the Tooth Fairy. He prefers women who wear fishnet stockings. Republishark eschews fishing expeditions but is quite involved in fishy business, fishing for answers, and splitting hairs to the point of fraying nerves. Being a Republishark is by no means a cake walk and may at times be seen studying a pie chart, distinguishing between non sequitors or red herrings or interacting with females relying at varying degrees on their feedback.
If a republishark could vote, he would be a republican that votes republican but supports dolphin safe tuna and policies that support the environment and is against drift net fishing. The technical classification name for a republishark is Fellachimorpha Elasmobranchii Hypochondrichthyes RepubliCONus
by Republishark, Pinstriped Shark January 16, 2009
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Republiscape Plan

A proposed course of action for temporarily or permanently leaving the United States in the event that Donald Trump, Ted Cruz, or another regressive, bellicose, and bigoted Republican is elected President.
Whether it's applying for dual citizenship, letting a travel visa lapse, becoming a Reverse Russian Mail-Order Bride, or chancing Ebola by becoming a Liberian Missionary, you had better hash out your Republiscape Plan before November, Consuela.
by OhIGetIt September 6, 2016
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