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reptile

an insult utilsed by the ill-educated suburban scumbag wannabe's of the immediate area outside Dublin Ireland to indicate an unattractive or stupid person
"Look at the state of you, you bleedin' reptile."
by Lindacelbo June 17, 2008
mugGet the reptilemug.

reptiles

addicts of mugwump jism, see mugwumps. popularized by william s burroughs and david cronenberg.
after reptiles score for mugwump jism..."mugwump jism is the best! can I borrow your hanky?"
by dreamkurn201 August 29, 2010
mugGet the reptilesmug.

REPTILITIS

What you suffer from after making out with someone who is afflicted with this reptile virus
Enjoying a heavy make out session when you suddenly feel like you are making out with an alligator because they are eating your face alive and their body gestures are that of an alligator during a feeding frenzy
by Lisa March 7, 2005
mugGet the REPTILITISmug.

reptile

Derogatory. Code word for Jews. Used among hard-right paleocons and neo-nazis. Also seems to have some use in conspiracy-theory circles that involve the Federal Reserve, COMEX gold price fixing, etc. Possibly used as a way to avoid filters on sites like Yahoo! message boards, where racist comments might be removed by moderators.
The entire Federal Reserve system is just another way for reptiles to steal from us hard-working folks.
by Saul Iwola June 26, 2009
mugGet the reptilemug.

Recreational Reptiles

Otherwise known as Lot Lizards, hookers or prostitutes. They hang around truck stops and offer lonely drivers companionship for a little while and charge a small fee.
As gear jamming Johnny swung his rig into the highway oasis he noted many Recreational Reptiles hanging around.
by jpg3 October 14, 2012
mugGet the Recreational Reptilesmug.

Rectal Reptile

A huge turd, comprising nearly the entire contents of the large intestine, that gets deposited in one piece and coils around the bowl a few times.
Guess I'm eating enough fiber, 'cause I almost clogged the damn toilet with that rectal reptile!
by Phuqit October 9, 2006
mugGet the Rectal Reptilemug.

a reptile dysfunction

This occurs when a man's trouser snake or underwear anaconda refuses to rise to greet lady parts!
by I, Wreckerrr December 22, 2020
mugGet the a reptile dysfunctionmug.

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