Maytag Repairman

Feeling very lonely or neglected by others.

Bored.

A "play" on the Maytag appliance commercials where the Maytag repairman is bored because Maytag appliances are so reliable they never need repairing.

I was working late into the night and felt like the Maytag Repairman as I was the only one still at work.

My friends had a party and didn't invite the Maytag repairman.

No one cares about me, I'm like the Maytag repairman.

Nothing is going on and I have nothing to do. I feel like the Maytag repairman.

by kz5bw5 June 2, 2009

HOH SIS Foundation Repair

HOH SIS Foundation repair and sister phrases like "The Joj" and "Do it all over again" come from a CS188 Youtube Poop called "No One Needs Foundation Repair" which manipulates a commercial for a North Texas based Foundation Repair company by the name of "Home Savers Foundation Repair" into a nonsensical shitpost about "HOH SIS Foundation Repair" the youtube poop has become influential especially for the Mirrored audio clips and references to the original video still appear occasionally in newer CS188 YTPs

`the house collapses`
Narrator: THERE IS NOBODY BETTER THAN HOH SIS Foundation Repair

by MazLiz November 12, 2022

closed for repairs

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

by ltlredvxn June 7, 2005

Repair Job

A hand job for computers

my computer broke last week so i gave it a repair job.

by Jonny555 December 25, 2008

credit repair

the inverse of "jungle fever"; when a black person is attracted to a white person, either for sexual, romantic or financial interests.

hey, you know jaquaivius is dating suzie, right? he's got that credit repair going on.

by methodist therapist February 23, 2011

body in the repair shop

When a girl on her period.

Patrícia was really acting bitchy today, was her body in the repair shop?

Sorry this isn't a good time, my body is in the repair shop...

Listen I would love to have sex in a few days when my body is not in the repair shop, its a sticky wicket right now.

by TheFrias November 6, 2013

Repsarko

The feeling of disgust one feels at the image or images of pornography he or she is viewing immediately after climax.

The porn I was watching was so hot, but the repsarko was a total bitch.

by PrimeTimeSixtyNine June 19, 2009