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cheek retractor

trad: a medieval medical contraption used to hold the buttocks open designed for facilitating the inspection of the patient's anus and rectum for tapeworms.

modern: a device used in the rendezvous of sexual deviants during sodomy
"get the cheek retractors, sailor"
by Power Team November 5, 2009
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sexual refractory period

The ~15 minutes a male has following an orgasm where all his thoughts are clear.
He knew as soon as he entered the sexual refractory period that he had made a horrible, horrible mistake.
by MFaussie January 16, 2018
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the Replacements

A seminal alternative rock band from Minneapolis, Minnesota, USA; one of the driving forces behind the 1980's alternative rock scene who helped pave the way for grunge bands like Nirvana and Pearl Jam.

Fronted by Paul Westerberg, the band formed in 1979 and broke up in 1991. The original members were Paul Westerberg (vocals/guitar), Bob Stinson (guitar), Tommy Stinson (bass) and Chris Mars (drum). In 1985, after the release of their fourth album, "Tim" (widely considered their best album), Bob Stinson was kicked out of the band and replaced by Minneapolis guitarist Slim Dunlap.

They were also referred to jokingly as "the 'Mats", from "the Placemats", which was what a detractor joked their name was.
Joe: "The Replacements are the best band EVER!"

Lucas: "Hahaha, isn't that a movie?"

Joe: *Slaps Lucas*

Lucas: "Ow! What was that for?"

Joe: "You're an asshole. And that movie sucks ass!"
by Riverboy April 17, 2006
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go away or I will replace you with a simple shell script

Shell scripts don't require salaries and don't complain about yesterdays coffee. You should pay more attention to the creative possibilities of shell scripts, especially in relation to human resources.

the sentence shown here is incorrect. The correct form is:
"Go away or I will replace you with a very small shell script".
by another nerd out there... September 17, 2003
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Replacementship

The relationship one enters immediately following a break-up. This can be done to help with the healing process, make your ex jealous, or hide the fact that you're still upset about things ending with the last person.
I'm in an open-replacementship... you can never have too many rebounds, right?
by AKB1011 June 2, 2011
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I don't chase em i replace em

This phrase became popular from the NOTORIOUS B.I.G. song One More Chance.

Meaning that you don't fall into a women's attempt to play games / play hard to get.

If a woman doesn't treat you right, you can and will replace her without question with another woman.

Women for you are a dime a dozen.

This definition could also be reversed for a women to a man.
Person 1: Hey man I heard Heather was playing games with you the other night at the club

Person 2: Yea, for real man, she be trifilin sometimes but i cant help it... girl got me twisted.

Person 1: See bro that's exactly why I don't chase em i replace em. These old girls gotta know, if they play games they gotta go..

Person 2: Damn fool you harsh.

Person 1: Thats how I roll bro
by Chris Waltham January 24, 2011
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the replacements

noun: Seminal Eighties alternative banded fronted by Paul Westerberg. Also, a shit movie with Keanu Reeves about football or something.
"Have you ever heard of the Replacements?"
"Wasn't that a movie or something?"
"Yeah, probably. Shut the fuck up."
by mcstallard February 28, 2005
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