remainders of fun

A game used to determine who gets to sit shotgun in a car. Basically you pick a number between zero and the number one less than the number of people who are playing. Then everyone throws out a number in that range, and whoever's original number matches the remainder when the sum of the thrown numbers is divided by the number of people playing, wins. It's a really dumb game, and that tool bag Nicholas D claims to have invented it.

Nick D: "Shotty!"
Nicholas D: "No, let's play remainders of fun for it."
Nick D: "I already called shotty."
Nicholas D: "So what? Let's play."
Nick D: "Shotty is french for 'let me sit fucking shotgun before I shoot you with a fucking shotgun'."
Nicholas D: "OK, I'll just sit bitch."
Nick D: "You would."

by Nick D May 23, 2004

Empty Reminder

The act of telling somebody to remind you to do something to either make you look like a good person because it is a good deed. Or to pass on responsibility so that you can blame them when you forget.

"Steve, remind me to visit the old people's home on Christmas"
"Ted, you don't care about old folks, thats such an empty reminder to make Janice like you"

Doctor: "Nurse, remind me to avoid that blood vessel"
*blood spraying and alarm bells*
Doctor: "Why didnt you remind me, this all your fault."

by Raving Professor No Legs August 31, 2006

Friday Reminder

On Fridays, when you observe a significant population of your Facebook friends (usually girls) make their status about being happy or excited that it is Friday, most often waiting since Monday. This may seem redundant or reassuring, depending on the person observing.

(John looks at Ashley's Facebook status)

Ashley: guess what?!?!?! It's FRIDAY!

(John looks at Britney's status right below Ashley's)

Britney: can't wait to get off work since it's FRIDAY!

John thinks to himself: Thanks for the Friday Reminder, girls.

by jayB109 August 20, 2010

gentle reminder

The act of pretending to be courteous in reminding someone that they didn't do what you told them to do when in fact you are being extremely condescending.

Matt, 'gentle reminder' that you have to wear socks around the office.

by Max Power's Hair Dryer May 27, 2016

Friendly reminder

A preface used by malicious Tumblr users to disguise a painful statement about your OTP.

Friendly reminder that Cas didn't know Dean loved him back.

by Xanthomonus June 11, 2021

The Dirty Double Reminder

The whole point of the Dirty Double Reminder is so the chick is reminded of you the next day or longer. In order to pull this off you must nailed her hard so she is sore, and you must write your name on her ass. This way she is reminded in two ways.

I pulled the Dirty Double Reminder on that chick to ensure that she would never forget me.

by Cummins07 August 19, 2007

Reminder Storm

When everyone sitting around you in an office has the same appointment and you hear everyone’s cell phone reminder for that appointment go off at the approximately the same time.

I was walking by finance when a reminder storm hit.

by KrisAtx December 16, 2012