Relic

A pejorative term used to categorize adherents of religion based on their outdated and backwards understanding of the world.

Some relic tried to convince me that evolution is not real.

by swuesquire March 30, 2007

Relic

A shitty bike, usually used as a getaway vehicle in a minor robbery or murder.

"d00d, did you peep that relic?"

by Leif-Michael The Fucktard iii (the 3rd) May 10, 2005

Mad Relic

Something that’s old/out of style.

“We finna have a show and tell in Mrs.Bicklebicks class today? shieet, that’s mad relic....”

by D-Maul August 21, 2018

New relic

Referring to a Granny chaser who has just acquired his latest squeeze.

"Dude I totally got me a new relic last night".
"Man you be acquiring more new relics than an archaeologist".

by Totem_Snacks October 25, 2019

holey relic

An old and worn-out, but cherished, piece of clothing.

Don't you dare throw out my AC/DC t-shirt. It's a holey relic!

by Two Hep Cats September 30, 2012

Relic

One who wears batty shorts

What a fuckin relic!

by dij February 17, 2003

Relics of Uden

The prizes of humanity. Holy mounds. Known as boobs.

Mike: Dude did you see the relics of uden on her?
Ryan: Those weren't just relics. Those were the relics of uden vale!

by UdenVale June 25, 2009