When one nigger runs, all the other niggers within a 20-meter radius also run because they assume a white police officer is chasing him.
Bob: "Why do all niggers run together even though none of them committed a crime? It takes fucking forever to sort them out at the police station and half the time we just charge all of them with rape."
John: "Thats the relative motion nigger theory in full effect."
John: "Thats the relative motion nigger theory in full effect."
by anonymous March 11, 2022
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measuring of douchiness from a relative point, useful for those who are already douche bags, and would like to measure, increase, or decrease their douche levels
measuring of douchiness from a relative point, useful for those who are already douche bags, and would like to measure, increase, or decrease their douche levels
Guy one "dude!, how do these glasses make me look like a douche?"
Guy two "you allready ARE a douche"
Guy one "fuck.... well how about my relative douchidity? up or down?"
guy two ".... down man.... just... down"
Guy two "you allready ARE a douche"
Guy one "fuck.... well how about my relative douchidity? up or down?"
guy two ".... down man.... just... down"
by welllll fuck January 20, 2009
Get the Relative Douchidity mug.The phenomenon where a member of the opposite sex (or same sex for homosexuals) seems increasingly attractive due to a lack of attractive people within certain surroundings.
For example, while at work one may begin to think that the girl sitting two cubes over is hot, when in all actuality she is not. This perception of hotness is based solely on the fact that she is the only female in the office under 60 and/or under 300 lbs. Outside of the office, she would not stand a chance to an actual hot or cute girl.
For example, while at work one may begin to think that the girl sitting two cubes over is hot, when in all actuality she is not. This perception of hotness is based solely on the fact that she is the only female in the office under 60 and/or under 300 lbs. Outside of the office, she would not stand a chance to an actual hot or cute girl.
Dude, relative hotness is kicking in bad.. I wouldn't mind gettin' a piece of that big girl on the other end of the conference room table.
by BigBoi on Trone November 1, 2009
Get the relative hotness mug.Relative Stupidity is that one person in every family that always seems to have head-in-ass syndrome.
I have relative stupidity when I see my uncle getting tackled on his front lawn by the police in his mustard stained wife beater looking all cross eyed.
by Timmmaaay July 1, 2011
Get the Relative Stupidity mug.A person(guy or girl) who thinks he or she is a gangster, because someone in their family( cousin, brother, father, etc) is part of a gang. This person is highly pathetic and brings shame upon their non-gang affiliated family members.
Here is the way you can tell if someone is a Relative Wangster.
1) He or she will act like they can beat up anyone no matter what gender they are( kind of like those girls who think and act like they can beat up any guy or girl)
2) He or she, when threatened, will say that they will get their *insert gang affiliated family member here* and that they will gang up on you
3) Finally, he or she will talk shit about people who have either already beat the crap out of them or someone who they have never fought before.
1) He or she will act like they can beat up anyone no matter what gender they are( kind of like those girls who think and act like they can beat up any guy or girl)
2) He or she, when threatened, will say that they will get their *insert gang affiliated family member here* and that they will gang up on you
3) Finally, he or she will talk shit about people who have either already beat the crap out of them or someone who they have never fought before.
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