My family has lived in Reisterstown for like a hundred years, but I'm still going to live in New York someday.
by Carlos May 7, 2005
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Person 1: Yo dogg, want to move out of your mom's house?
Person 2: Nah man, I'm a Reisterstown All Star.
Person 1: Dude, you should wear a condom so you don't get her pregnant.
Person 2: Nah man, I'm a Reisterstown All Star.
Person 1: Yo homie, use drugs leisurely, don't get addicted.
Person 2: Nah man, I'm a Reisterstown All Star.
Person 2: Nah man, I'm a Reisterstown All Star.
Person 1: Dude, you should wear a condom so you don't get her pregnant.
Person 2: Nah man, I'm a Reisterstown All Star.
Person 1: Yo homie, use drugs leisurely, don't get addicted.
Person 2: Nah man, I'm a Reisterstown All Star.
by DidSomethingWithMyLife July 23, 2012
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Just like the rest have said, 3 things, drinking, drugging and sexing And if your not apart of that then the half don't want to deal with you, the high schools in the area pretty much proves that ALOT. The town does have it's positives and negatives but the negatives seem to always superceed.pretty much a social pandoras box really, if you don't get out while you have the chance? you pretty much get stuck. With that said place offers some pretty good stuff though, It's just that sometimes it feels like its in a world of it's own.
Just another day in good o'l Reisterstown..
by realistic view September 12, 2007
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by ray tuley May 23, 2007
Get the resistentialism mug.reisterstown is a small town with many different types of people. We have the stuck up glyndon kids,the rich(jewish) kids,the hicks,trashy kids,and the ghetto kids.
Mostly everyone that lives in Reisterstown goes to Franklin High. Everybody knows everybody and your personal life is everyone elses buisness.
The attractions of Reisterstown include Mitchell's Golf, AMC theature, Owingsmills Mall, The cow, and thats basically it. An iceskating rink is being built right now.
Besides the private schools our closest towns where more friends are located and go to school is at, Owingsmills and Pikesville.
In highschool the things to do on the weekend include late night taco bell, blaze, drink, and have sex. Our mall sucks and so does our movie theature. If you want to go to a decent mall, that would be towson, and for movies; hunt valley.
We have many gangs here. You can always find a party or a fight every weekend. Our parties always get busted by the cops and its not a surprise to hear that somebody that you know got into a drunk driving accident.
Everyone wants to get out and go somewhere new. We all have to go threw it together. College is basically the only way out of Reisterstown.
The best food that you dont find anywhere else is custard at the cow, sandwiches at santonis, and pizza and subs at village pizza.
We might all say we hate Reisterstown but we don't mean it. Some of us were born here and this is our home. This town isnt the greatest but its our home and thats where we are growing up, and living our life.
Welcome to Reisterstown!
Mostly everyone that lives in Reisterstown goes to Franklin High. Everybody knows everybody and your personal life is everyone elses buisness.
The attractions of Reisterstown include Mitchell's Golf, AMC theature, Owingsmills Mall, The cow, and thats basically it. An iceskating rink is being built right now.
Besides the private schools our closest towns where more friends are located and go to school is at, Owingsmills and Pikesville.
In highschool the things to do on the weekend include late night taco bell, blaze, drink, and have sex. Our mall sucks and so does our movie theature. If you want to go to a decent mall, that would be towson, and for movies; hunt valley.
We have many gangs here. You can always find a party or a fight every weekend. Our parties always get busted by the cops and its not a surprise to hear that somebody that you know got into a drunk driving accident.
Everyone wants to get out and go somewhere new. We all have to go threw it together. College is basically the only way out of Reisterstown.
The best food that you dont find anywhere else is custard at the cow, sandwiches at santonis, and pizza and subs at village pizza.
We might all say we hate Reisterstown but we don't mean it. Some of us were born here and this is our home. This town isnt the greatest but its our home and thats where we are growing up, and living our life.
Welcome to Reisterstown!
by erinnn123 January 13, 2008
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Reisterstown,the town of nowhere.
Sex,Drugs and parties.
95% of Franklin girls are sluts,they cant help it because it runs from generation to generation.
1% has too much respect for themselves but still fit into the crowd.
and other 4% wanna be sluts...but sadly no one wants them.
Everyone has either tried drugs or do drugs.
Buzz,Bud,Tacobell.
Is on top of the hood.
If you live here you wanna leave,and you know waht i mean.
but if you dont then u have all intentions to do so.
Reisterstown,the town of nowhere.
Sex,Drugs and parties.
95% of Franklin girls are sluts,they cant help it because it runs from generation to generation.
1% has too much respect for themselves but still fit into the crowd.
and other 4% wanna be sluts...but sadly no one wants them.
Everyone has either tried drugs or do drugs.
Buzz,Bud,Tacobell.
Is on top of the hood.
If you live here you wanna leave,and you know waht i mean.
but if you dont then u have all intentions to do so.
by alya & nat February 18, 2008
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Damn that girl's voice is so sexy she could talk about income tax and it would have great relistenability
Damn that girl's voice is so sexy she could talk about income tax and it would have great relistenability
by Buddy C February 15, 2007
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