Dirty Reilly

When you furiously jack off a man’s penis while sucking their left ear in the hope that you bring the semen to their ear to spit it on their feet!

I was at a party while I preformed a dirty reilly with my neighbors dad!

by Elephant Toenail March 16, 2023

Dicey Reilly

Someone who is extremely fond off or addicted to alcohol, taken from an old Irish folk song about an alcoholic named Dicey Reilly

Bob: "I heard Jane went crazy at a party last night and broke a window,do you think she was drunk?"

Tom: "Was she drunk? Are you joking? Of course she was drunk, she's a Dicey Reilly."

by Kidnamedfinger February 5, 2024

Declan O’Reilly

Declan O’Reillys are rare people! They always have huge dicks, are very rich, uber athletic, incredibly smart and extremely good looking. People will follow Declan O’Reilly everywhere and ask for wisdom. Declan O’Reillys are the rarest and most valuable people on the planet.

OMG! Did you see Declan O’Reilly just walked on water!!!

by Damien Bigs September 28, 2022

I really don’t need no light to see through you

I really don’t need no light to see through you. — A brutal way to tell someone that they are absolutely transparent. This idiom entered popular culture in 1982 as a result of the quite danceable late disco track by the same name sung by vocalist Jeffery Osborne.

A useful insult in an age of MAGA Republicanism.

A more contemporary version of this is insult is the more versatile “I see you” — which can either be an insult or a statement of deep connection and engagement.

When Dolt 45 says that if he’s elected he will be MAGA’s retribution, I’ll just say this: I really don’t need no light to see through you, Donnie.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler July 30, 2023

It really do be like that sometimes

Sometimes, you just do something, and your friend asks a question. “It really do be like that sometimes” is a good response.

“Why is the baby hanging from the roof?”

“It really do be like that sometimes”

by GodLikeAbu July 20, 2018

It really do be like that sometimes

A catchphrase made famous by the Dr. Phil m&m, typically spoken in a fake Italian accent. Very therapeutic as it can be used to describe any situation.

Man, my girl ghosted me and told me she needed some time to herself, turns out she been cheating on me all along

“Damn, it really do be like that sometimes”

by Colder October 1, 2018

Bill O'Reily Defense

When faced with an irrefutable point, start talking out of your ass and when your opponent attempts to call you out on it say "let me finish" and then when it's their turn to talk yell over them until the show goes to commercial.

Some Guy: Bill, last week on your show you said that Britney Spears was a ruthless whore, and yet you defend Sarah Palin's daughter
*Bill employs the Bill O'Reily Defense*
Bill: Well that is absolutely taking things out of context and these two things are in no way related to each other at all and I for one am appalled that you'd resort to such trivial things like taking what I said last week and relating it to what I am saying this week
Some Guy: well actually that's-
Bill O'Reily: let me finish. so you need to take a look in the mirror and stop making such wild claims like what you've just said.
Some Guy: What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Bill O'Reily during the above statement: HAOIUSDFHOIASHFOIJWAEPOIFHASOIDFHAOISDHFOPIASJHDFPOIJABOIJFDOIAHBJFDPVOIAJDFIOJ
cut to commercial

by falcon176 January 16, 2009