regretsysex

When you regret having sex with someone.

We got drunk and had regretsysex.

by Marcoda April 14, 2011

regretflix

A Netflix movie that you forgot was in your queue and wish you hadn’t ordered. Can be used to describe the movie or that let-down feeling you get when you open the Netflix envelope. A regretflix often sits in your house for weeks because you don’t want to watch it, but feel guilty returning it without watching it. You can’t get a better movie until you return it though, making the pang of regretflix even more agonizing.

I got a Regretflix in the mail today. Dude, "I Know Who Killed Me?" What was I thinking?

I’m feeling regretflix for ordering "The Constant Gardener" (insert other serious movie you THINK you should watch but don't really want to...)

"I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry" is totally a potential Regretflix, but I'm putting it in my queue anyway.

by stevielei February 28, 2008

Regretzky

Any regrettable act performed while wearing a Wayne Gretzky jersey.

I bet that priest who exposed himself to the local youth will pay a hefty price for that regretzky.

by Nash Kennedy April 26, 2011

Wayne Regretzkys

(n). A state of mind one has when he/she wakes up the morning after night of drinking and realizes with regret, some of the things they have done or said the night previous.

A deep feeling of shame and regret, brought on by binge drinking and hormones.

A pun on the use of famous hockey player, Wayne Gretzky's name.

Friend: What's up? How was last night?

Friend 2: Ughh.. Don't ask. I have a major case of the Wayne Regretzkys.

by Puss&Boots January 4, 2014

regretful

feeling sorry for thing one has thought, said or done

I truly feel regretful for an enormous amount of things I've done and said; but no longer want to feel wronged, especially by people I barely know.

by PineappleJuice March 8, 2015

Regretful digestion

The act of eating an item of food with the hopes of it tasting good, only to find out that it's horrible and you've wasted your time and money and tastebuds on the food.

"Hey Connor, how was that beef liver you had last night?"

"Aw man, it was nasty! I gave me a serious case of regretful digestion."

by Myocarditis July 19, 2018

regretfuk

A one night stand you regret,

Dude, last night i had such a regretfuk, i think i caught something. (adjective form) "Man im so regretfuk about last night"

by LosGerMexicano April 14, 2009