horizontal refreshment

Prostitute, whore

After a long day's work, there's not much that beats a little horisontal refreshment.

by TopFloorBottomBuzzer February 16, 2004

vertical refreshment

Sex at the video arcade: ie standing up because the booth is too small for otherwise. After a published Civil War soldier's letter referring to "horizontal refreshment".

I'm goin' out for some vertical refreshment. See ya.

by bornpetrified July 29, 2009

facebook refreshment

The act of clicking on the refresh button on your internet browser while viewing facebook.

I need a facebook refreshment. I need to see if her fine self has a new status update.

by tha finer things April 6, 2010

Rocky Mountain Refreshment

When you are sliding your member between a woman's large breasts, and without warning, finish above the neck.

Horseyface was riding those tata's when before Meggers knew it, he gave her some Rocky Mountain Refreshment.

by Monkey Gray October 28, 2007

horizontal refreshment

When Your sitting on the sideline of a dog shit winter hat league game, down by 6 points, and your rookie makes a fully horizontal, chest height, layout D. Everyone loses their minds and your team is revived back into the fighting spirit!

Tad: Holly Bob Barker this game is dog Shi....
Tad: Whaaaat did you just see that? Alex just got a sick layout D!!
Tad: Now that, gentlemen, is an ice cold glass of Horizontal Refreshment.

by andrea the giant October 27, 2017

Refreshment

Beer

Homie1: This beer is cold homie!
Homie2: Naw this beer is refreshment!!

by nmpntilii September 29, 2021

Stockport Refreshment

When a man Ejaculates butthole patiently waits for her to fart it out into a warm glass before the women poo’s on top of the drink and then spits on it before forcing the man to drink it fully naked.

I had an absolutely rocking stockport refreshment at a lamberts cafe

by English LewLew March 7, 2026