Self Qualified Referee

Someone at any sporting event who always has to call the fouls, say the ref is wrong, or something similar even though nobody really listens to them and they don't have any idea what they are talking about. They think the ref is wrong about everything even though he gets paid to do it.

Soccer Mom-Oh, come on, that was such a foul!
Annoyed Observer-SHUT UP YOU SELF QUALIFIED REFEREE!!!

by t12j19c95 May 20, 2009

armchair referee

A person who loudly criticises the referee's decisions - and often the players' performances - in a televised rugby or football match.

He's become a right armchair referee since he had to give up playing.

by Knaw January 12, 2009

Referee

In a threesome involving 2 guys and one girl where the girl is penetrated both anally and vaginally the person who places his or her hands on the woman's taint to keep the gentlemen's balls from touching.

Yeah, I had a threesome last night...no...not the good kind...and we didn't even have a referee.

by Beef Swellington January 30, 2009

Referee

A blind crazy idiot at a basketball game
Who needs to be stripped of theee clothes and glued to the floor

Stupid referee

by Loveyahey December 12, 2020

Party Referee

The man or woman at the party who calls out your drunken-mistakes, then justice kicks in and gives you a consequence for it.

7 months of cleaning the livingroom for breaking the lamp last night. Party referee got me for that.

I take bus now on ever since I knicked my mom's car. The real Referee.

by RespTCon. April 12, 2010

is official like a referee with a wizzle

its 4real like a referee with a whistle

boy 1: is the party on fo sho
boy:2:it official like a referee with a whistle

by Kiss May 4, 2003

referee

damned cheating fucktard

When the referee made several dozen bad calls resulting in our team losing the game, we were angry.

by Ivan Ivan'ch July 20, 2008