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Red Panda

The sleaziest and most intoxicated of all god's woodland creatures. He will drink himself into a frenzy, attempt to mate with other animals in their sleep, and spends the entire next morning throwing up and dry heaving.
"Upon waking, the first emotion the red panda feels is shame." - Doug Attenborough
by The Reddest Panda March 24, 2021
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redpanda808

A tiktoker who has over a thousand mutuals but had to make this definition themselves and wondering if people think they are a boy or a girl that's why I'm using they/them to see what people think because people don't normally know when on VR chat
"Look at this video redpanda808 made"
"Who is redpanda808"
"The person who made fun of Levi in 2021"
"I still don't know who you are talking about"
by AnonymousAnimewatcher April 24, 2022
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red panda bear fight

Adding a Flaming Dr. Pepper to a Panda Bear Fight. Irish Car Bomb + Jagerbomb + Sake Bomb + Flaming Dr. Pepper.
Let's do a Red Panda Bear Fight. Tonight needs to get weird.
by joeairbear May 31, 2012
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red panda

the best animal that are the human of the fucking gods
they will save us from the Fucking end of the world with there cute fucking smiles
by is it a red pandas April 27, 2020
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red panda

A type of bet made for the exchange of oral sex the bet winner has the ability to use this red panda at any moment anytime and the loser must perform immediately. no questions asked. before agreeing to this bet all parties understand that the rules of this bet cannot be alterred.
During a heated argument about wildlife the 2 people were so sure of themselves, 100 percent sure, that they made a red panda bet. it is said after years its still owned by the winner and is waiting for the perfect moment.
by lowflyingmighty December 6, 2013
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Red Panda

A Red Panda is the name of a sex move in which you have sex with an asian chick on her period. Right as you are about to cum you pull out and hit her in the eyes (giving her the telltale rings around the eyes that pandas have). She must be asian, because like her, pandas are from the orient. All though the proper way to perform this is while the female is on her period it can still occur while she is not ovulating.
I totally gave this chick a Red Panda last night.

I'm gonna Red Panda yo ass.
by the nay train December 8, 2013
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Red Panda

A cute fluffy animal who’s extremely playful and somewhat human like.. Also something girls look like when they put their hair behind their ears and look up.
Ayo Shenelle look like a red panda in this photo.
by UhhhN February 2, 2022
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