Red Velvet

Red Velvet is a group made out of pure lesbian legends

Stream Really Bad Boy By the Gay legends Red Velvet

by bunny fairy December 6, 2018

red velvet

SPECTACULAR korean all-girl band who's members hairs are more colorful, happening, and bright than my future. they're an audiovisual feast, swimming through a kaleidoscope of neon chopped fruit and psychedelic bursts of fluorescent pop art. their music alone is like aurally candy sampling the smorgasbord of treats at your local fresh market. ultimately, they're a rich and lush audiovisual melee of bubblegum pop and hip hop and i think they think i'm lesbian. i'm not really lesbian. that's erroneous.

mysteriously, red velvet songs tend to frequently come out on the 19th day of the month.

by The-real-cobra-queen September 12, 2019

red vines

1. A popular candy, similar to Twizzlers and vaguely reminiscent of licorice.

2. The favorite snack of one Ron Weasley and one Harry Potter.

3. Your favorite Aimee Mann song.

4. Your favorite color of vines besides green vines.

5. Your favorite way to say "red wines" in a German accent.

"Red vines - what the hell can't they do?" - Ron Weasley, AVPS

by ArtemisRampant July 26, 2010

red vs blue

An absurdly overrated and morbidly dull and boring web show. Watched mostly by obsessive fanboys/girls

z0mG red vs blue iz teh b3st fukin sh0w eva b1ch!!!!!11!11

by abcdef123happy man December 13, 2009

Red Velvet

5 members who does NOT have a bad song. Not one okay, and also. Stream Zimzalabim their new M/V. They debuted on August 1, 2014 with Happiness.

Red Velvet can push me off a cliff and I'd be thankful.

by ;gguk June 19, 2019

Stan Red Velvet

A phrase used by reveluvs (Red Velvet fans) when they want people to join the cult (Red Velvetism).

person 1: I like Red Velvet songs!!!
person 2: U SHOULD STAN RED VELVET!!!

by redvelvetdaddies April 25, 2020

Red Velvet Man

A man's man. A man that people typically associate with red velvet, as he is that good: as good as red velvet.

"Dude, did you hear that Jake just saved a man from a burning building?"
"I'd expect that. That bitch is a real Red Velvet Man.
Hero
Savior
Righteous
badass

by HohnJodges March 21, 2017