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Red Pen Syndrome

The sufferers of this syndrome have an irrepressible urge to correct any and all grammar mistakes that come within their sight. At times this can be helpful, but at other times, it can be downright inappropriate and mean.
Jane: Hey! Take that apostrophe out of there!
Bob: What? Who are you?
Jane: I'm sorry, I have Red Pen Syndrome.
by Soundandfury October 8, 2008
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can i borrow your red pen

A way of a girl saying that she needs a pad or tampon without being embarrassed
You: Emily can I borrow your red pen
Boy: here you can borrow mine. ( actually gives you a red pen)

You: no I need Emily's red pen
Emily: hands you a tampon secretly under her desk
by xxxCUTExxx December 30, 2016
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Red Penis

When you jack off so hard your dick becomes a pinkish, red color. Only stays that way for a few minutes.
Last night I jacked off so hard that my dick turned a pinkish red color. I had red penis.
by I have red penis right now November 7, 2009
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red penis

when you jack off to hard you bleed
" Girl- Baby what happened?
Guy- I jacked off to hard to your mom so now i have red penis
Girl- OH SNAP!"
by Colin Ye December 3, 2007
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red colored pencil

When a women doesn't want to say she is on her period. This is the code word for: I'm on my period, don't mess with me!

Coloring is a perfect noun-that is used when you use this term.
Don't mess with Christy, she is coloring with her red colored pencil today, and being a total BY-otch!

Angela: I don't feel like swimming today, I am coloring with my red-colored pencil until Friday, and NOT in the mood.
by ChefLadyLeo August 3, 2012
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Red Car Small Penis

The tendency for men with small penises to drive red sports cars to overcompensate for their lack of manhood, when all this does is attract negative attention, especially from girls, who immediately think: Red Car Small Penis!
One girl to another: Check out the red car!

Another: Check out the dude driving the red car!

Both girls: Red car small penis!!!!
by sarasplayroom.com August 2, 2009
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redpen

v.

A technique in digital art instruction, usually informally. When an artist submits a digital work in progress for critique, other artists will save a copy of it to their own computers and draw in notes or corrections in bright red (most artists will sketch in black or blue) for the original artist to use as a guideline in further developing the piece.

However, because it's considered criticism and most art critics are assholes, doing this without the invitation of the original artist is considered rude and presumptuous by artists and a generous boon by art critics.
"What's all that mess on your picture?"
"Anatomy guides. Some guys on the forum redpenned my sketch."
by SLacey August 14, 2015
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