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rectumectomy

rectum removal either by actual surgery or in a comical sense - by removing an "asshole" from a room, group or other situation.
When Kenny kept making off-color comments and acting the part of a complete asshole, Jimmy Ray decided to remove him from the room and performed a rectumectomy for the good of the group.
by jim christ December 31, 2007
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Rectum juice in the refrigerator

When a man fingers himself so much that instead of fieces, a clear liquid comes out his rectum and puts the fluid in the refrigerator in a containor to drink lator
Friend: u wanna come to my place

Man: nah i just feel like 'rectum juice in the refrigerator.
by mc faggot fart October 11, 2016
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Punch line to the joke listed below.

Made popular by a scene in the movie Black Sheep where Chris Farely's character is loudly heard telling the punchline. Abscence of the body of the joke in the movie led many to believe the joke did not really exist and there was only a punchline.
Little Johnnie's teacher asked him how his weekend was.

"Horrible, a car hit my dog in the ass," he said.

The teacher corrected, "Johnnie, we say 'rectum.'"

Little Johnnie replied "Rectum? Damn near killed him!"
by JKKendrick December 26, 2009
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Rectumsmell pimplesack

A dude who is gangley and hangs around big lakes under sewage pipes, he likes to hunt geese and ducks and collects their beaks and wears them as a necklace,

he also collects hubcaps from cars and plays music to attract mates. his mating call consists of a loud scream shouting "HELP ME"

walks like gollum from lord of the rings.
That dude we saw at the lake today totaly was a rectumsmell pimplesack
by Toxic-temptation November 19, 2012
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Cranial Rectumitis

A condition where the head is stuck up one's rectum, preventing this individual from seeing and discerning facts. Usually treated by a Glassectomy

See Also: Head Rectumitis, Cranial Rectal Inversion
That jerk has severe Cranial Rectumitis and needs a Glassectomy!
by Travelin Neil June 22, 2006
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Rectum Rattling

Pulling your cock out of female when doing her doggy style, then placing the cock by the rectum and rattling it back and forth between the ass cheeks to see if she is interested in some anal.
I was nailing Kristen last night, and in the midst of our session I did some Rectum Rattling. As usual, I was denied.
by Tee Cee Deez February 28, 2019
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Rectumsempra

A spell that can accidentally be used when the spell-caster means to use "Rictusempra" (the tickling charm). This spell will cause the target to suffer from sudden, frequent, and uncontrollable bowel movements.
Kira pointed her want at Jake - with the intention of using the tickle charm on him. She mispronounced the incantation and said "RECTUMSEMPRA!!"

Jake quickly rushed to the washroom.
by NevilleLongbottom12321 November 20, 2010
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