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reptile dick

A stinky but rather robust odor deriving from the genital region of the Lazy but hard working human male.
WOW! My "reptile dick" is really bad today! (says Patrick)

Patrick said his "reptile dick" stinks from the urinal water.

(Tom says) I think Patrick got "reptile dick" from the factory urinal water.
by Tombona84@DNTweldcenter December 19, 2013
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Texas Reptile Expo

Founded by a lady known as the reptile queen from Texas. The Texas Reptile Expo is the largest reptile expo in Texas. People known when the come to this show they can expect to see the largest selection of venomous snakes and other reptiles.
The Texas Reptile Expo is the largest reptile expo in the state of Texas.
by urban savage February 12, 2019
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Reptile dysfunction

When you can't get your lizard to stand up.
He never had a reptile dysfunction until he reached 70.
by plasmacobalt June 23, 2009
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Useless Reptile

The closest thing to an insult Dragon Riders can say.
Hiccup: Now get us down, gently.
Toothless: *spirals violently*
Hiccup: Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile.
by McNugget5 March 19, 2019
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reptile style

ˈreptəl,ˈrepˌtīl/ stīl/

1) A dangerous form of sexual contact perpetrated by two or more person(s). It generally involves violent thrashing, claws or talons and/or the use of teeth and poison venom to subdue the opposing partner. Loud hissing and snarling is generally associated with this activity.

Studies have shown that reptile style is most commonly enjoyed by couples whilst under the influence of methamphetamine.

The earliest known reports regarding reptile style outbreaks came out of the Belleville Ontario area in the late 19th century.

It is considered common to see one partner sustain fatal injuries while performing reptile style as seen in nature.

2) two lizards literally just fucking each other
Hey Bill what's up with Pete's face?

I heard his new girlfriend is all about that reptile style
by Shtsamdoes June 13, 2014
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recreational reptile

a whore that sells mass amounts of low grade pussy and blow jobs to as many dirty truckers as possible! aka lot lizard, sleeper creeper, bunk bunny,coin operated beaver, etc...
Ironman:hey empty pockets! that recreational reptile left a snail trail from your bunk to mine!
Empty pockets: that dirty whore gave me crabs!
by Ironman & empty pockets April 9, 2007
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reptile

A class of cold-blooded vertebrates that includes turtles, lizards, snakes, alligators and crocodile.
by David March 6, 2004
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