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Wayland Retards (WR)

WRs are kids from Wayland who act immature and idiotic. There are multiple kids of Wayland Retards:
1. People who never or rarely talk. These people also must be somewhat stupid

2. People who act at least two years younger than their age
3. People who think they’re so cool when they’re actually not
They can be either mild, medium, or bad. You say the letters WR to make sure teachers don’t notice.
Student 1: in geometry class yesterday when Mr. Smith asked the class what’s 374*17, Addler screamed 69 and started dabbing.

Student 2: Such a WR. That kid tried out for the basketball team too. He didn’t make a single layup

Student 1: Wayland Retards (WR) are so annoying

Student 2: Agreed
by CoachSchnitKunt May 19, 2018
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retards mistake

A 'retards mistake' is when someone surprisingly do something good, great or extraordinary even though everybody expected differently.

You expect a retard to do something retarded but if the retard do good. It must be a mistake...

The expression is from 'Life', a movie starring Martin Lawrence and Eddie Murphy.
The example given in 'Life', is when 'Can't get right' (Bokeem Woodbine) to everybody's surprise hit the ball during a baseball game. Everybody thought he was retarded, but he was just a mute...
"-George Bush just talked two minutes without any mispronunciation or nonsense coming from his lips.

-That must be a rare example of a retards mistake."
by Brune Hugorm August 3, 2010
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Ghost Whipping Retards

Chastising or yelling at a drunk or otherwise stupid person for unacceptable behavior.
When that drunk fuck pissed in the sink, the bouncer yelled at him for like ten minutes after throwing him out. That bouncer really gets off on Ghost Whipping Retards....
by Buck Futt February 23, 2010
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even retards get to fuck sometimes

when someone, who gets extremely lucky at something, starts talking shit and it pisses you off.
person A: HAHA you suck at hold em! I am the man motherfucker. I called your all-in bet and took you out biatch.
person B: You runner-runner'd me u lucky fuck.
person A: I knew that shiet was coming out and I knew you had the four of a kind and i would get my straight flush.
person B: yup. even retards get to fuck sometimes.
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Rearwardship124

Is a hero to all he has saved many from the grasp of the devil, some would say that he is a god, but he thinks he's not
Rearwardship124 is our savior
by gusty Rusty April 20, 2022
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King of the Retards

A man; a legend.
Typically named Marcel, whom all cretins adore and aspire to be like.
by Boomendo January 28, 2017
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Absolute fucking retards

The term given to fans of Nicki Minaj, similar to "Beliebers" and "Directioners"
Hey look at those absolute fucking retards, they're probably listening to nicki minaj

I feel sorry for them
by noie October 15, 2012
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