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Reality Engineer

Reality Engineer
A person that alters reality by using various techniques to manipulate the beliefs and perceptions of one or more people. All reality is based on beliefs supported by perceptions therefore by altering the beliefs and perceptions, reality can be altered. Reality Engineers use hypnosis, mentalism, magic and other skills. Reality engineering can be performed for entertainment or to affect life changes (like stopping smoking, losing weight etc)
Fred: Dude did you see when that reality engineer bent that spoon with his freaking mind?
George: Yeah man that was sick!

Lord Q.: Cigarette?
Lady B.: I saw that reality engineer fellow the other day, and now I do not smoke anymore. Kindly leave.
by Mr. E. Mann. June 6, 2013
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Realtek

Fucking chinese brand that manufactures damn cheap Networking/Sound chips that never work right and just plain suck.

Also their website sucks so much that you've to go to a site called realtek.cz to download the fucking damn drivers fast.

The drivers suck too.
Buy any new PC/Laptop and you'll find a fucking awful Realtek sound card/lan card onboard. Injustice.
by damndefiner June 13, 2016
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reality tv

Shit that's faker than Pam Anderson's titties and more fixed than pro wrestling!
by Anonymous September 9, 2003
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your reality

The song in the credits of "Doki Doki Literature Club", sang by one of the characters in the game.
Your reality is legit the best song ever.

Your reality makes me tear up.
by Oshkin April 23, 2018
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Reality wank

A masturbatory fantasy about a celebrity you could probably shag in real life such as any of the actresses from " Hollyoaks "
Oh Gladys dont wait up for me I'm off for a reality wank
by Leeny Burghers April 4, 2003
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reality TV

Shallow television because reality TV is a one trick pony. It relies on stretching out tension ridiculously and keeping interest with promising plot twists. In most cases, after you see a reality tv series once you pretty much show no interest to watch it again, and that's the only factor that will keep dramas and comedies alive on television. Unfortunately reality TV has saturated the networks so much that mundane fictional television shows are getting praise because there is a huge lack of variety despite hundreds and hundreds of channels. Reality tv = tv hell
"Fuck I hate reality tv."
by ih8uplzdie November 1, 2004
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Neural Reality

NEURAL REALITY
n.

1. Brain generated consciousness construct subjectively perceived as a genuine state of actual being or existence that reflects, in part, the autonomous processing of exogenus neural stimuli through preexisting biogenetic/biochemical neurocognitive pathways.

2. Psychological and physiological perception of reality resulting from a direct neural connection between the brain and an artificial neural device.

3. Machine generated neural stimuli capable of inducing mental and physical perception of reality that is indistinguishable from genuine life experience.
While Virtual Reality closely simulates a real world environment by actively engaging one or more of the five senses, Neural Reality is that perception of the real world pieced together by the brain and incorporated into the conscious mind as a state of actual being or existence. The artificial nature, inherent in the former, makes Virtual Reality clearly distinguishable from what is perceived as the "real world." The same cannot be said for the latter - even if induced by artificial means.
by Sonoma County Dave July 7, 2008
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