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reality check 

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reality check by wanni December 18, 2020

reality check 

Posing as someone bigger than you actually are, in order to check whether that person likes you for who you really are,
i pulled a reality check on him.

Virtual Reality Check 

The need to take care of practical things after an extended period of time on the interweb, gaming or watching action movies.
Mom: Ryan, you've been playing Warcraft on line since yesterday and the dog needs to be walked. Seriously, it's time for a virtual reality check!

bughead reality check

that moment when you realize bughead is fake and there will never be a real life relationship like that in your life (other than sprousehart) and symptoms consist of: heart breaking, depression, and wanting a jughead for your own (season one only tho thx)
I just got a bughead reality check when i went on a date.

Natural Reality Check 

A Natural Reality Check or "NRC" is a way of figuring out whether a girl is worth continuing conversation with and later banging by simply masturbating and seeing if you still have the urge to do such banging.

You usually perform an NRC when youre talking to a girl on Facebook or texting someone

The science behind an NRC is, that after beating off you have a lower sex drive, meaning that if you still want to do it, she's really worth it.
Nick: I was talking to Shannon last night on facebook

Luke: Oh yeah?

Nick: Yeah she wants my dick.

Luke: Are you gonna let her get it?

Nick: Well I was, but then I NRC'd that ho and decided otherwise.

Luke: I see I see. I just did an NRC the other night.

Nick: Natural Reality Checks are the bomb
Natural Reality Check by nickymo56 December 30, 2011

joke reality check 

When a person says or does something jokingly only to find out it's actually true or currently happening. Most joke reality checks are 'what if' situations.
Duder 1: "Oh my god dude look out the window at that red car. Looks like my ex's huh? What if it was? That would be so weird. She doesn't even know where I live."

Duder 2: "Holy shit dude isn't that her brother getting out of the car? That is her dude."

Duder 1: "Fuck! Are you kidding? I hope she didn't see me or my car outside."

Duder 2: "Ha ha that's funny shit. Talk about a joke reality check."
joke reality check by westfalia January 13, 2010