Raymond Thomas

Also known as Jumanji Mr. Raymond Thomas is generally a band director and is pretty dang thicc and BALD!

Student :Yo Raymond Thomas can we play Sleigh Ride?
Mr.Thomas: No you cant play your notes! Now lets talk about uniforms for an hour and 25 minutes

by DatBandKid69 December 3, 2018

to do a Raymond

To take a joke too far or exaggerate something in a way which makes the speaker sound stupid/creepy.

Dude #1: Where is Caolan and JoAnne? They were here just a minute ago!
Dude #2: Ha, let's start checking the bushes.
Dude #3: HAHAHA YEAH WE'LL FIND CAOLAN KNEELING IN A BUSH JERKING OFF ON JOANNE'S STOMACH!
Dude #2: ...and that is how to do a Raymond.

by mcmillan0520 December 18, 2010

Raymond Holt

Raymond Holt is a police captain on the show Brooklyn 99. He is often referred to as a “robot”. He’s a gay, black man with a dog named Cheddar.

“Morning, Captain Raymond Holt!”
“Good morning.”

by qüjsjsj February 8, 2020

Rayona

Rayona is a woman that has a lot of pride. She is very pretty. Rayona is thick and has lots of ass. Rayona is loyal but if you try to play her, you've got hell to pay.

Rayona is rare and should be cherished by a real nigga.

Some girl:did you meet Rayona she's so sweet
Cutest guy in school: I did I asked her out

by Sexygurl😘😜 August 3, 2018

Raymond

A male that is wanted by every woman who sees him. He has absolutely gorgeous eyes. Typically dark eyes and dark hair. He's one of the most sweetest people on the face if the Earth. He makes a great friend. If he really cares about you, he will make an amazing boyfriend who cares about you very much. He doesn't like stupid and dumb people very much. He's very caring to his best friend and will listen to their problems when needed. Raymond has problems of his own and he may keep them to himself sometimes but other times he will open up. A lot of girls fall for him. He is extremely good looking and handsome. He's one of the funniest people you will ever meet. He will make you smile throughout the whole day even if it's the worst day of your life. Some people love Raymond and care for him dearly. Raymond would be lost without some certain friends but he has a great life now and loves everyone around him.

I love Raymond so much. The first time I laid eyes on him I instantly fell in love. He's so sweet and I don't know what I'd do without him! <3

by Jessica Brazile March 17, 2014

Rayvon

A cool guy who doesn't bother anyone. Usually a funny, talented human being who most women secretly want to date and most men secretly want to be.

I freakin love that Rayvon guy!

by Captainsavage44 July 21, 2014

Raymond In Boxes

The three words that fill a persons Discord DMs with thousands of simps, horny people, and furries all begging for a chance to put that glorious feline in a sexy maid dress for their amusement (I'd smash). People who use this term usually ask for more money than you can possibly carry on one trip, or ask for the most insane items or other villagers, however, some people just want to watch the world burn and type out a long shitpost on how Raymond is in boxes and they will only give him to someone they deem worthy, getting a bunch of replies or DMs from hopeful people, only to arrive to Raymond in a room of normal cardboard boxes given to him, sometimes these people pay and get scammed.

Person 1: "Raymond In Boxes, DM with offers" In less than a minute they got 500 notifications all asking for Raymond

Person 1: "Oh fuck"

by Blixy Blix June 9, 2020