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raultney

An erection so massively huge that it stretches and pulls the skin from your face, causing a tooth-bearing grimace and bleeding from the corners of the eyes where the thin skin tears. It requires such a large volume of blood for engorgement that there is shunting away from the head and brain, resulting in dizziness and tunnel-vision, frequently progressing to loss consciousness, convulsions, and sometimes frank coma and death in the worst case.
"There was so much hot pussy at the bar last night that I got a wicked raultney and had to leave. In the car in the parking lot, I almost passed out. Luckily, DeeCee loves to suck cock and get her face schpackled, so she quickly saved the day by hungrily sucking me off until I blasted a good one in her eyes and freshly-washed hair!"
by Douchefuckerman July 18, 2006
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raltney

A raltney is a hard-on so intense, it uses up all the excess skin in your body and you are no longer able to blink your eyes. It is worth it. All you women out there, I am sorry -- I cannot vouch for what it will do to you. I hope it is as enjoyable.
The reason I'm holding this t-shirt here is because I am trying to hide my raging raltney.
by Chelsea Bucketheads May 30, 2006
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railtime

When it is time to fuck a chick really hard.
"Welp, the JB's are getting naked. Its railtime"
by Kdawggggg April 16, 2008
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Ravito

A fucking idiot who cant stop taking infinite dicks in his ass
Human version of a fleshlight
Me: Man that guy is acting like a real Ravito right now
You: Yeah he sure is, all he does is suck dick.
by Xxcoolguy69xX December 13, 2021
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Raltato

A word used if someone says something ridiculous, stupid or dumb.
Person 1: I enjoy the fact that the Earth is made entirely of cheese.
Person 2: The thing you just said is very Raltato.
by Dino and Moi March 3, 2022
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RALte

The Ralte clan is found scattered all over Mizoram ( NORTH EAST INDIA). They can be said, are the Maximum from all among the clans of the Mizo's. The Raltes are mainly divided themselves into four clans namely - Kawlni, Siakeng, Khelte and Lelhchhun.
by Cherry RALTE January 6, 2008
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Railtard

mentally deficient, socially inept or just plain feral who frequents public transport of the rail variety. Known to ask obvious and stupid questions. Seemingly unable to read or recognize numbers. Probably has difficulty tying shoe laces.
A Railtard stared at an empty platform and asked if the train was in yet.

A Railtard walked past the information desk and several screens showing departure times and destinations to ask me where the train stopped.

The Railtard became abusive when he arrived late for his train and it had already left according to the timetable.
by Phailip February 17, 2013
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