not with that attitude

A sharp and witty comeback suitable for any situation when you hear someone doubting themselves. Was once used exclusively by the likes of parents, teachers, and coaches as a means of inspiration, but has now been introduced into peer to peer situations as a way of mocking one anothers' piss-poor attitudes.

Jerry: Man, I will never be able to find a good job!

Paul: Not with that attitude, you won't!

Lisa: I'll never get John to give me a Las Vegas Chainsaw!

Jennifer: Not with that attitude!

by unkle_ruckus July 30, 2010

I hesitate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude

I don't know. Literally. It means, I don't know.

Professor: Michael, what is the atomic weight of Uranium?
Michael: I hestiate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude.
Professor: What?
Michael: I don't know.

by Moose September 23, 2003

DMV Attitude

The attitude someone gives when things don't go their way. When you talk to them you feel like you're talking to a disgruntled employee at the DMV.

This could be a one time thing but normally reoccurs with the same person around a certain time of day, every day or just when you talk to them.

I wouldn't talk to her today. She's got a DMV attitude.

by Intense, like camping. August 6, 2011

rabbitude

A perspective involving the decision to withdraw from the human condition and become totally immersed in concerns only rabbits tend to have.

I have sought refuge in full-blown rabbitude and let me tell you, it’s paradise!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 1, 2021

mattitude

when you or matthew sturniolo act like him in is his hot girl era

*eyes roll*
don’t give me that mattitude

by fricnds July 19, 2022

badass attitude

When someone's way of thinking, feeling, or behavior reads I don't give a f__k

When it's time for war, I turn up my badass attitude.

by The onethathasyourback November 28, 2015

fattitude

A combination of "Fat" and "Attitude"; the loud, boisterous, obnoxious arrogance often displayed by large and/or obese women. This is very common; many large women often try to overshadow their physical enormity with a similarly large and over-exaggerated large-and-in-charge attitude.

"Dude, that blubbery fat chick needs to shut up already. She's got a major case of fattitude."

by Rob B. December 14, 2004