pastafarianism

paw-stah-FAR-ee-an-ism n. the recent emergence of a well illustrated and expressed “belief” that all existence was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster through the use of its "noodly appendages."

Person A: "This hilarious and satirical movement (called pastafarianism) came about after the Kansas School Board moved to put spiritualist creationism on par with scientifically supported evolution in Kansas public schools."

Person B: "This movement/definition (of religion) lacks the necessary mention of its reliance upon supernatural authority and thus the inescapable role of faith, which has been defined as having the purpose of "giving credence to things that never happened."

Person C: "Of course, there's bias inherent in that definition as well but, suffice it to say; the primary role of faith is to demand that one ignore logic and suspend reason so as to accept things as true which violate proven laws of science and often have not a shred of supporting evidence."

by Little Miss Sunshine!! December 9, 2008

Rajtafarianism

Long ago, in a galaxy far, far away there lived a mighty warrior king by the name of Raj the Balsara. A hideously grotesque creature called Araslabjar began to terrorize the countryside of his kingdom and eat babies. Raj donned his armor and rode his valiant steed bravely into battle and quickly beheaded the gruesome beastie. But then, its blood, which was actually hydrochloric acid, fell on him and he died a slow, agonizing death. The gods were saddened by his death. Oh how saddened they were. Yes. So very saddened. Yes. They were so saddened, in fact, that they all began to cry. Their tears rained down from Olympus and revived him, making him a god. The other gods lost all their powers because they were pussies and cried.

Raj the Balsara is a sexy sex god. We Rajtafarians recognize this divine truth and live in peace and harmony, worshipping our mighty Messiah. He delivered us from Araslabjar and he continues to deliver us from anything worthwhile or productive. We love our savior. Move over, Jesus.

Raj the Balsara could ride me into battle any time.

Worshippers can find salvation and unity in Rajtafarianism, a religion devoted to Raj the Balsara, the forefront of which is maintained in a Xanga blogring. Visit www.xanga.com/iheartraj for details.

by iheartraj March 16, 2005

Rastafarians

The adherents of rastafarianism. And the rastafarianism is a religious cult, originally of Jamaica, that regards Africa as the Promised Land, to which all true believers will someday return, and the late Haile Selassie I, former emperor of Ethiopia, as the messiah.

Example of rastafarians famous people are Marcus Mosiah Garvey and Bob Marley, the ragae singer.

by Khadija August 29, 2006

Rasterfarianism

Smoking is very much involved.

Let's smoke this shit!

by Bob Marley March 10, 2003

Pastafarianism

The belief that a real prophet should be college educated

Look at that Bobby Henderson guy, he's a total believer of pastafarianism.

No he's not, he's just a college-educated prophet

Yeah yeah, whatever.

by Gioku December 18, 2010

Ruxstafarianism

Ruxstafarianism is the belief in rux a multi universe alien, he should never be seen or caught in the making, if so he will vanish and never to be seen again, if you are a follower of ruxstafarianism then your life wishes will come true. He is always lurking in the shadows nobody sees, don’t get caught up with him, he is to never be seen in the eye of a human as he is an alien and doesn’t exist to human kind.

Ruxstafarianism is a religion of an alien you cannot see and never will, if he is lurking and you happen to see the making of him he will vanish forever

by Ruxstafarian November 19, 2018