Raptor Jesus, the o Holy lord of all our worlds. He owns us all, and his disciples. Follow him, and he will spare his might from you. Raptor Jesus can move at Ninjah Speed.
by RaySpeed January 25, 2008
The son of Raptor-God. Born from the virgin Raptor-Mary. He got nailed to a wooden stake, he then ate the stake escaping an untimely death. He led the Raptor-Revaluation, Pwnd Hitler, Invented Nuclear physics, destroyed the dinosaurs for they would not follow his ways, AND took on: Freddie Kruger, Michael Myers, Jason, Alien, and Pretor... He won.
"Raptor-Jesus went extinct for our sins!"
"It's like witnessing the birth of Raptor-Jesus, having the young God look into your eyes, and he says his first words... and it's you name!"
"It's like witnessing the birth of Raptor-Jesus, having the young God look into your eyes, and he says his first words... and it's you name!"
by ILoveRaptor-Jesus16725 February 13, 2009
A meme refering to the Transformers Beast Wars character Dinobot. Raptor Jesus died for the sins of the Maximals and two seasons later was reborn a Transmetal 2 Predacon. Both times he sacrificed himself to advance the plot.
He sometimes appears jokingly as an image macro selling babies on image boards or in votive candles (citation needed).
He sometimes appears jokingly as an image macro selling babies on image boards or in votive candles (citation needed).
by RbK1981 March 18, 2008
Super Raptor Jesus is the most Common God in the Religion of "Gameing" its the same thing as jesus but hes a Raptor and has the powers of Superman
by Super Raptor Priest October 13, 2009
An exclamtion used in the same way as "Jesus Christ". Derived from a rare enemy in World of Warcraft.
by NathanielLiles November 23, 2009
A cult created by high school mulitmedia kids dedicated to the advancement of the Church of Raptor Jesus through holy war and the conquer of the universe.
"Man, the Knights of Raptor Jesus in the Holy Dino Appocalypse are the most badass overlords ever, they give out free tacos!"
by DinoKnight0 May 02, 2010
by HeilRapJesus69 September 09, 2010