Randomner

Very random people saying things having nothing to do with anything what-so-ever

Man 1 - Did you watch the game?
Man 2 - Yeah, it was great
Randomner - ..when a man and awoman love each other enough, the man buys a goat...
Man 1 - ...What?
Man 2 - You on crack buddy?

by Artabragen August 20, 2006

Randomer

Someone of no real significance or importance in your life, who's just kind of there as part of the human population waiting to return to their nest. They could someday be important to you, but until then they are still just a randomer.

*You're opening a locker next to a randomer who is also opening his locker*
You: What's up.
Randomer: Hey, not much, you?
You: Nice, not much.
Randomer: Cool, later.
You: Later.
*You both leave the lockers and forget about each others' existence*

by subtalvik2 May 17, 2011

Randomner

Randomner- a Randomner is so someone whom doesn't give a shyt about the concequences and says totally random-have-nothing-to-do-with-anything comments.

Kid 1- Hey man im screwd for that test
Kid 2- ya same i don't think im gonna pass
Rankdomner- Man i wish i could jump higher then superman.... hehe i would be so cool, i would be like noobs cant jumps as high as me..hehe
Kid 1- what the fuk are you talking about?
Kid 2- ya lol what the fuk are u talking about?
Randomner- screw you all i can jump higher then you

by Random-kid August 19, 2006

randomer

Synonym for 'random' - a person unknown to a group or one who says/does things which are inconsequential, makes contributions which are unconnected with the topic under discussion or behaves in ways which do not match the norms of a group or sub-culture.

Some randomer just walked in and left a plastic gnome on the bar.

by maninbeijing April 8, 2013

Random Hero

A man/woman who has sex with someone who's been having a dry spell

"Random hero, having sex with Katie when no one else will."

by Katie's roommate November 3, 2009

Randomer

A new clique, but a rare one that isn't found at every school. You may consider randomers immature but they can't help it, just like emo's can't help being pussies. Randomers do not use stupid words like 'cheese' and 'monkey'. An example of a Randomer's behaviour will be one or two randomers walking in silence and all of a sudden one will stop roll on the ground and yell they are craving something bizarre like kleenex. It doesn't matter how many people there are around they just do it, it's not attention seeking and it's not retarded, it's true randomness. Another example is a group of people will be talking about something semi-serious like clothes or grades and a randomer will pop in and yell a remark in a different language about donkeys or roof shingles. Randomers dress however they please, from pink and yellow to a brown shirt and orange pants, they are not colour co-ordinated and don't give a damn. Hopefully I've given you an idea of what a randomer is, remember they aren't retarded or attention seeking, they're USB MODE avec el padre.

No, I'm not talking about those geeky girls who go:

Girl #1: Cheese puffs!

Girl #2: Monkeys swimming in pancake mix! <--- This stuff is immature, almost always unattractive girls craving attention

And no I'm not talking about the wanna be randomers who go

Wannabe: Purple monkey dishwashers flying through the sixth dimension abroad five toads and last weeks candles

Thats just dumb

by Roro-Retaliation May 28, 2006

randomer

Someone who says things that bear no relevance to the conversation at hand

"How long are your arms?"

by Pippin October 7, 2003