Randy Pitchford

A low-life, lying scumbag who cannot take criticism. A person who is referred to as Randy Pitchford is someone who will shift blame onto others, and never take any level of personal responsibility. Also often obsessed with magic.

I really fucking hate Jake. He’s a real Randy Pitchford

by ConradMurray__ April 10, 2019

randy bobandy

Nickname for a person who has an obscene love for cheeseburgers. This will often lead to a tendency of living life without a shirt due to their massive gut. Common actions taken by a Randy Bobandy include but are not limited to prostituting themselves for their next cheeseburger.

"Did you see Randall down by the liquor store? He doesn't have a shirt on and he's talking to truck drivers."

"I know, ever since he lost his job at the trailer park he's become a real Randy Bobandy"

by RugRooster August 18, 2014

Randy Bedwell

This is the type of person that would leave his family for some ugly old bitch across the street. He would leave everything behind for a GILF from church. Don't be a Randy, Randy lost everything for an old whore.

"Hey look! There's a Randy Bedwell going to look at Christmas lights." "Oh never mind, he's going to cheat with his whore."

by Cheatin'Ass July 10, 2018

randy rhoads

Was the main guitarist for early Quiet Riot and Ozzy Osbourne. Often overlooked and underrated by many. One of the GREATEST and most INFLUENTIAL guitarists that ever lived. Helped set Ozzy's ass straight after he was kicked out of Black Sabbath. He's known for combining heavy metal and classical music into his works which created a neo-classical sound. Uses guitars such as the Gibson Les Paul and Jackson guitars, as well as his signature Jackson Polka Dot Flying V. The world was not able to see his full potential as he died at an early age.

Person One: Who's Randy Rhoads? Was he really that amazing?
Person Two: Go listen to Mr. Crowley.

by Go listen to Randy Rhoads November 12, 2008

restroom randy

A gay man who hangs out in public restrooms hoping to hook up with random sex partners

Steve refuses to take a shit in a public toilet because he's afraid of being hit on by some restroom randy.

by Michael_Hunt April 25, 2008

randleplex

To be suplexed backwards onto ones head. Refers to the technique Kevin Randleman used against Fedor Emelianenko in a Pride FC event titled "Critical Countdown 2004." Fedor, however, manged to recover from the powerful takedown and, to the shock of many, win the fight in under two minutes.

Fight fan 1: "According to UFC rules, you cannot drop/spike your opponent directly on his head"

Fight fan 2: "I guess that rules out the chances of seeing any randleplexes"

by Ali Siddiquee February 22, 2008

Randyman

Randyman spends most of his time in indoor habitats. The general temperature in which he prefers is roughly 65 degrees fahrenheit with low humidity. His main diet consists of whiskey and vodka. He also smells like Mac'n cheese.

WARNING: Please approach the Randyman with caution. Randyman tends to facebash objects and other human beings at random. At this time it currently unknown as to what causes him to facebash. More scientifical studies are underway as scientists predict that they will have a better understanding about this violent behaviour that is causing the world so much grief.

History:
1961 facebashed John F. Kennedy
1970 facebashed his wife
1974 facebashed a gas station clerk
1976 facebashed the leader of a bowling team
1994 facebashed his way out of prison
1996 facebashed a fire truck
1998 facebashed Willy Wonka
2001 facebashed the twin towers
2002 facebashed the stock market
2011 facebashed Garrett

Garrett: I have a gun and I will kill everyone in this bank if you don't hand over the money.

Randyman: Put down the gun, your unibrow is making people throw up and go blind.

Garrett: You asked for it!

Randyman: *facebashes Garrett* He got what he deserved now everyone can go home safely.

Bank clerk: Omg Randyman is so sexy!

by iHateWindstream November 14, 2016